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The Game Graveyard
"No!" yelled Kau Korral.
"Don't take me... I'm too young!"
But there has been too long a time
Since you were considered fun.
"Goodbye, cruel world!" whined Faerie Caves.
"With the Graveyard I have my date!"
"But why? Why take me?"
Don't ask me; it must be fate.
"Not me! Not me!!!" screamed Techo Says.
"I'm far too good to go!"
Well, I'm sorry to have to say this, but... SO?
"Don't make me go!" the Neo DJ cried.
"I'm way too cool and slick!"
I'm sorry, but you've got to go.
Besides, you make me sick!
"Why me?" said Omelette Defender.
"People love my game!"
But when it comes to you and Bumper Cars,
Well, it's all the same.
Alpine Challenge, Ice Caves,
And Whack-A-Beast as well.
They're going six feet under.
Let's hope they don't go to -- well, ....
My pet's stomach is rumbling,
He's craving a meal!
He's barely eaten all day long!
And you know how that feels!
I know exactly what he wants,
He asked me with a "please",
He asked for his most favorite food,
Which is a bag of peas!
He loves to eat them all day long,
Those tiny tasty spheres,
They're green and healthy and taste so great,
He could eat them for years and years!
There are so many different
Things made of peas,
And they're all equally delicious!
And the very best part of all is,
They're really very nutritious!
So next time your pet's stomach is rumbling,
You know just what to do,
Just give them a hearty spoonful,
Of this amazingly wonderful food!
My occupation is surely the best of all jobs,
I work not with computers,
But with big and small blobs.
I'm the guy who gives all the figures their hues,
I work at Freaky Factory,
Y'all would love to be in my shoes.
I don't work with knobs
And I don't work with levers,
My task needs me to be oh-so-much more clever.
I process which paint blob goes into which vat,
But don't be fooled because it's harder than that.
If I miss a vat or I add too much paint,
Or drop a blob in the color vat that it ain't,
The overflow meter will approach the max,
And if that happens,
My boss will give me the axe.
So I have to be careful where I drop all the dyes,
And equally careful that I open my eyes,
Because lurking in the plant is a Grundo thief,
Who steals toys, and in return,
Gives me much grief.
If avoiding Evil Blobs
Is something I can manage,
And I use Angel and Cleaning Blobs
To my advantage,
Then I'll succeed at my job
And work with enjoyment,
Freaky Factory is the greatest
Place of employment.
Grand Theft Ummagine
I peep around the corner,
The guard's still there.
Should I risk it? Do I dare?
I glance again and my heart starts breaking,
The tasty fruit lies there for the taking.
I take a deep breath and dart out,
The dumb guard begins to shout,
Oh no! He's seen me. I leap away,
But still he follows, like every day.
A great big vase comes into view.
Ahh, this will nicely do.
The stupid guard has stopped chasing.
But my heart does not stop racing.
After some time I dare to look.
There's the guard deep in a book.
There's the flaw, his one mistake.
Now the fruit is easy to take!
I tiptoe past and pick up the loot.
I can't wait to taste this fruit.
But in my hurry to escape,
I failed to notice a tiny break.
The ground was cracked in several places,
Just near the prize like in most cases.
I moved my foot and stepped on to it.
Now i wish i didn't do it.
Suddenly I starting falling,
And in my ears I heard my mother's warning --
Stan, she said, crime doesn't pay.
But I think it does, when I get my way!
That mean witch called Morguss,
Mutated is her skin.
She helped mean Lord Kass
And his army to win.
She cast a spell over her daughter,
Whoever watches her dance,
Falls into her trance.
Morguss tried hard,
To help the evil win,
To continue her endless sins.
She still has her tricks,
Do not be scared,
That this mean Moehog,
Doesn't have her tricks, well cared.
So beware of her presence,
Whenever she comes out,
Run out toward the street.
Go to the nearest route.
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