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28th and 29th August - Kyrii Day (early)
- What day is it!? It's Kyrii Day! Take yours to the Rainbow Pool and get it painted Camouflage or Snow!
- Cap'n Threelegs is waiting patiently to give all Kyrii free training on their special day!
- The newest issue of the Neopian Times has been released! Keep your eyes open for great stories and adventures like Mutants Have Feelings Too and Vonde and the Mutant Yooyu Conspiracy.
- Pull up a chair and your Kyrii for some special Poems. 'Apple Allergies' and 'Jacques the Swift' really make the day, as well as many others!
- Impressive hairdos have taken over today's Art Gallery as it is full of Kyrii images!
- The next round of the Beauty Contest is about to begin! Head on over and vote for your favourite.
- These lovely instruments are sure to bring a smile to your face with their lovely sounds. Pick one up at the Music Shop if you'd like!
- We're looking for Neopets players who live near Los Angeles, CA to help us test new stuff at our games lab in Glendale, CA. If you'd like to participate in our research, test out new features and earn up to $75, please click here to sign up. To qualify, you must live near Los Angeles, CA and be able to drive to our games lab in Glendale, CA to meet with us in person. If you're under 16, a parent must drive or escort you to the lab, and if you're under 18, you'll have to have parental permission.
- We adore the latest Kyrii outfits that have become available at the Clothing Shop!
Sir, my spoon would make a better weapon than yours!
- The new Lost Desert Mystery Capsule is now available as part of the Great Mystery Capsule Adventure Continues...! This weekend is also your last chance to get the Maraqua Mystery Capsule before it's gone. Purchase all five event Mystery Capsules to get a bonus NC item prize! Start your Adventure at the NC Mall today!
- Psst! Did you hear? The Squid Slippers have now become wearable!
They LOOK nice, but are they edible?
- We know you wanted more Poems, so here they are! 'A Midnight Gamble' and 'An Ode to the Escaped Pixel' look fun to read!
- Oooh, guess which Neopet has a day coming up? This Caption Contest image certainly gives you the answer! ;)
- There are two new board smilies available, but we suggest that you do not use them, as one of them features the evil entity known as m- *gets gagged and taken away*
- We have decided that friccicarella_'s home is not only worthy of a Neohomes Spotlight but good enough for us to live in! We're moving to Maraqua!
- Ardra is this week's Petpet Spotlight winner. This lucky Petpet belongs to Duckie the Baby Lenny. Aww!
- It looks like the Darigan Toys shop has finally updated its stock with some cool new figures!
- There is a new Mystery Pic competition. The answer to the last one was Caption Contest #840. 1,485 people guessed correctly, earning them 1,347 NP each.
- This weekend is your last chance to get your JubJub Power Bounce freebies! Get two free tokens with a 10-pack token purchase or 1 free token with a $25 cash card redemption! These promotions will end August 31! Visit the NC Mall.
25th August - Mutant Day
- A brand new background featuring Kiko Lake is now available at Mystical Surroundings.
I feel right at home here!
- This week's PPL award has been given to the Froiler. Well done Mort, Fyre, Kombot, Tyr, and all the others.
- A new Lenny Conundrum competition has begun. The answer to last week's was Moltenore. 2823 people guessed the correct answer earning themselves 709 NP each.
- We had a feeling this week's Better Than You contestant would be Gargarox. We wish you the best of luck against this one!
- Tobybai deserves a mention as their level FallForGold made Pirate Cave Of The Week!
- Kiko Lake Treats has a fun new treat for you... If you ever wanted to eat coral but didn't like the real thing, here is a candy version!
- This weekend is your last chance to get the Prince Jazan Collectors Headdress at the NC Mall! This headdress is the 2nd item in the Royal Treatment collection and will only be available until August 31st. Visit the NC Mall!
24th August - Grundo Independence Day
- *tsk tsk* TNT should know better than to leave News open while fleeing from Sloth! Buahahahaha -- not only will I correct your pathetic excuse for News, but I shall make it look neat and orderly so you will feel ashamed when you see how much better MY News is!
- As new ruler of Neopia, I, Dr. Sloth, shall grant you with a NEW COLOUR. The following image is a privilege to look at. Do you think I would give ALL my servants things to fawn over? Of course not. You may now thank me by turning your Ogrin into its best colour yet -- an improvement if I do say so myself. Go to the wretched Rainbow Pool if need be, but I would much rather you used my... method of transformation.
- I see that *sneer* ...TNT...has a 'Gallery Spotlight' all picked out. Ha! I can do better. I have changed it to suit a more refined taste (mine). It is now a hundred times more worthy of mention! I also cut out all the needless text and left it with three of the best paragraphs. Only I may revert to endless monologuing! You're welcome, banet_eh_rih.
- Now, where was I? Ah, yes, the Ogrin. I shall humour your pathetic attempts to garner my favour and show you another surprise. What do you mean, you want me to hand it over?? I may perhaps reward you with it if you prove yourselves worthy...
- It appears there is some sort of competition that has something to do with a Mystery Picture. According to the laser-scorched document I have here, the answer to the last one was Spotted Tonu Shop Blog. 1,853 people guessed correctly, earning them 1,080 NP each... and I shall take those Neopoints right back to fund my research. Mwahahahaha!
- Oh, look, yet another pointless competition. User Lookup of the Week? At least the subject matter is appropriate. I would have deleted this had it been otherwise. Carry on, gabriel_music.
- All these spotlights and competitions left a bad taste in my mouth. I threw some sludge into the Petpet Puddle to make your Petpets better. This pleases me.
- This thing you call the Art Gallery is rubbish. I have chosen images that were more worthy of my attentions. Minions, heed me, I have a new task for you. From henceforth I demand nothing BUT Mutant-related images, as they are the only Neopets worthy of Sloth!
- Last but not least, I have made a surprising discovery: my ray gun can also turn books into mutated improvements upon themselves! I shall fire said object into the nearest Book Shop so you may crawl on your hands and knees and look for them while you polish my shoes!
- I tire of this little game. I shall set up my News so that it can never be deleted no matter how much TNT tries! HA HA HA! Now, to look for snarkie... She tried to hug me, did she!? Certainly she will PAY for this intrusion!
- *whisper* Is he gone? Looks like Sloth ruined the News yet again, but at least we have something left over... Here is a lovely page of Poems, with works such as 'A Gentle Heart' and 'What Once Was'. We hope you enjoy! We are off to clean up the mess Dr. Sloth made...
- Help Kate and Humphrey sled to safety in our Alpha and Omega sponsor game Tree Bark Sled Ride. See how wolves really have fun! Play Now!
- Today Grundos get two new colours, Electric and Tyrannian! Visit the Rainbow Pool and paint your Grundo! :)
- Cap'n Threelegs is busy today as all Grundos get free training!
- *Fanfare* Grundos rejoice, this Caption Contest is all about you!
- Our weekly Pet Spotlight winner is NightSpyce! Enjoy your shiny new trophy! :)
- Grundos everywhere celebrate their independence in our latest Art Gallery images.
- dragonstorm_75 helped write up a new Story Telling entry for us! Please check out an exciting excerpt, below!
"Reforge it, please," said the hollow-eyed Kyrii, handing over the twisted metal with both tenderness and a hint of repulsion.
The Scorchio blacksmith accepted the bag of gold from the haggard fellow and glanced at the rusty sword. It was old and scratched, nothing special, but the handle seemed to be exquisitely tooled. Troph carried it into the forge and placed it gently on the anvil, lest it shatter from the lack of proper care.
- Congratulations go out to Budalasti and Kototaru! Each has proven spiffier than the rest in the Customisation Spotlight. Voting for this week's contest has begun. Good luck to this week's entrants!
- Cafe Kreludor is now serving some rather tasty looking desserts!
- Today's Poems page is filled with delightful Grundo related works such as 'Mallow Mallow' and 'Stargazing with a Faerie Grundo'!
- These cute little uniforms were made just for Grundos, available at the Clothing Shop!
Travel through space or on the sea... Grundo style!
- New Key Quest token! What kind of magic can you make with the new Kauvara Key Quest Token? Each Key Quest token comes with a bonus NC item prize! Visit the NC Mall!
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