There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots
Issue: 247 | 7th day of Swimming, Y8
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How to Play Yooyuball... Without a Yooyu!
So you've caught Altador Cup fever and you want a piece of the action, but you don't live in Neopia, so you can't get hold of a Yooyu? No problem!
Whack a Staff Member - a Guide to Smacking Our Heroes
You have staff members stick their head up out of their cubicles, and then you bonk them over the head with your trusty mallet.
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It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :)
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