Dangerous Petpets of Neopia
So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and
won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous
ones and how to take care of them!
Costing about twenty thousand Neopoints: not too expensive... and VERY dangerous!
These things love blood! So if you have a cut, DON'T GO NEAR THEM!!! If you
live in Maraqua, just tie one outside and no one will bother you EVER AGAIN!
Now they are very vicious. They don't like you to touch them, they don't like
you to talk to them, and in fact they just plain don't like you or anyone else
for that matter! They enjoy a nice rocky grotto like tank. Steep sides with
a deep tank and lots of rocks! Maybe a fish skeleton or two. All in all, they
are very dangerous, not friendly, and totally awesome!
This one can be very variable! Prices are not really set. I have seen them
for sixteen thousand Neopoints and thirty thousand Neopoints. I have seen them
spike and drop over my time in Neopia. The Drackonack has sharp teeth and enjoys
hunting other petpets. Cheese is a good treat now and then too. They are quick
and can also be somewhat intelligent. Not very friendly, they like to keep to
themselves but if they suddenly become nicer after they have not been fed in
a while DON'T fall for it! They probably just want one of your pet's arms as
a snack! After all they come from Darigan Citadel; what do you expect? Coming
from Darigan Citadel also means they like rocks, particularly obsidian! Make
a solid rock flooring for them. That's really it.
Around 36 thousand Neopoints is the norm. So closely related to the Drackonack
some say they must be magically linked. I don't know about that but they definitely
share behaviors and looks! They are faster than the Drackonack, but still enjoy
hunting! They are more of an omnivore, though, and love a good petpetpet from
time to time. They have even sharper teeth than their cousin and they only get
sharper! They never dull! It appears they work like chisels. The back wears
faster than the front so an older Drackobunny will have sharper teeth than a
younger one! If you give them meat and carrot stew they will love you for about
five minutes! After that will want to kill you again! These guys are masters
of the bunny eye look! So be careful! These guys like a larger cage and bits
of dead grass for a bed. Other than that just give them rocks.
All Robot Petpets
The prices vary. Whether painted or just an original, Robots are DANGEROUS!
They shoot lasers, can give massive electric shocks, and have really nasty weapons!
The lasers can melt your stuff and, if you are really unlucky, you. The shock
will make your hair have static and stand up for the rest of your life! The
weapons can include buzz saws, mini lab rays, lasers, clockwork Grundos, and
explosive thingies. They don't eat. They don't sleep. They have no emotions.
Just stick them in a solid metal room and they will be fine. Yes, it is that
simple. All you really need to do is oil them now and then. That is just about
it. Just do it, OK!
All Fire Petpets
The prices vary. They are hot! No, seriously, they will melt your face off!
Feed them non-flammable and heat resistant food! These guys like to burn things.
Total Pyromaniacs. They burn you. Your pets, your friends, your pet's friends,
your friend's friends, your pet's friend's friends, and I think you get the
idea. Not cool. Literally. They are REALLY expensive due to the fact the only
thing they can't melt is pure diamond! So yes, all their stuff has to be made
of diamond! Their bed, their bowls, and yes, even their cage. Oh, and please
DON'T touch them!
All Darigan Petpets
Prices vary. These guys like to bite, chew, break, smash, destroy, burn, and
I think you get this one too. They are very destructive and evil. Mostly very
evil. They see your pet as a role model. Actually they see your pet as a wedgie
victim. Darigan petpets are known to give permanent wedgies. They also like
eating expensive stuff. Like hidden tower items and paint brushes. You know
all that stuff that you save for just about forever to be able to get. Remember,
these guys are only for the experienced.
All Ghost Petpets
Prices vary. These guys are dangerous because they possess you. They can control
you and your stuff. They don't eat or sleep, they make creepy noises at night
and they give you nightmares. Awesome or what!? They don't really care where
they live as long as there are no vacuums (that can suck them up and trap them)
and it is spooky. That is really it.
I decided to finish here. You don't want one so I won't tell you how much they
cost! Although if you must know, they have been known to cost hundreds of thousands
of Neopoints. I, like most Neopians, don't know how dangerous or destructive
they really are. If they don't want you to know you don't know and you don't
WANT to know! Oh, and please tell them I memorized their card and said that!
All I can tell you is that you need to stay away. Far away! Very far away!!!
Unless you are giving them juice, then you can get close. No one knows whom
they work for, who works for them, or even where they come from! Like I said
before, just stay away! But maybe... just maybe... you could be the one to discover
all those things. Are they truly evil, or simply misunderstood? I certainly
have not even heard plans of an attack in my time living in Neopia. We assume
they are evil but do what proof do we have? Maybe they are really good and that
is why someone like Sloth planted a rumor. Do they really have five million
world domination plans? Are they working for anyone at all, or are they just
normal petpets who want to be loved? Why do they such specific juice color needs?
We may never know.