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Issue: 417 | 6th day of Storing, Y11
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How to Save the World of Insurance in Six Easy Parts: Part One
"My name is Oscar, madam," the small yellow Kacheek replied, tipping the brim of his blue bowler hat towards her. "I'm here to talk to you about the wondrous world of insurance."
Knocking Sense Into Fashion
This guide was made possible by Uni's Clothing, the NC Mall, and peach cobbler. Lots and lots of peach cobbler.
Of Ray Guns and Space Pirates
He awoke to the alarm's high-pitched wail. Warning lights flashed around him; someone was trying to board his ship.
Dr. Death (The Sing Along Version)
Some may look at him and wonder: Does he have no regret?
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