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Top 10 Neopian Noodles


by dustbunnie201

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If you love noodles even half as much as I do, you will really fall into your bowl over my list of Neopia's top ten noodles! If you think ten sounds like a big number, just remember: you can't ever have too many noodles in your day! It's a fact my Neopets and I live by. Whether for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, noodles should be your first choice! But how do you know which are the best noodles? After all, you wouldn't want to be feeding your Neopets noodles that are second-rate. No, only the best will do! Take this list the next time you go grocery shopping. Your Neopets will thank you!

10. Cold Buckwheat Noodles

If you like simple flavours, these noodles are for you! These noodles are plain-janes, with no added frills or fancy pants. After eating these noodles for breakfast you will feel full, healthy, and satisfied, but you might also be a little bored.

9. Steaming Hot Udon Noodles

Yum, is anything better than steaming hot noodles? This dish is a filling blend of thick noodles, and salty broth. The broth makes these Udon noodles a little tastier than the Buckwheat noodles, but will still please the picky eater, as they are very basic.

8. Tropical Noodle Surprise

This lovely bowl of noodles can be found in the Neopian Health Foods shop, but don't let that fool you into thinking they won't be delicious! The flavours are delicate with hints of different tropical fruits, and are best served cold. What's the surprise? The bowl is edible too! If you can get around the spines...

7. Noodle Salad

These noodles have a straightforward title, but beware. Behind a tame name can often lie a kick in the mouth! Unless you are a Pepper Chia, I would suggest your bowl of Noodle Salad be accompanied by a large glass of Kau Kau Farms milk. On the other hand if you are sneaky, you could serve a bowl of these fiery noodles to an unsuspecting enemy, and only offer a can of fizzy Achyfi for them to wash it down with!

6. Soba Noodles

Served in one of the prettiest dishes around, these noodles are otherwise unadorned. They usually come with two sauces on the side: Green and Red, and don't mix them up! The Green sauce is made from mashed up green Fish Pops, and adds a dense salty flavour. The Red sauce is made with boiled Loveberries, and is therefore very sweet and light. Add only one to your bowl of noodles at a time, or you will end up with an ugly grey sauce that is unappetizing both to look at and to eat.

5. Cheesy Onion Noodle Soup

Always a favourite among Gelerts all around Neopia, this cheesy concoction is super thick and very creamy. Not for the faint of heart, but rather for the strong of breath, the many onions used in the preparation carry this dish to its full glory. Not only are there three full onions in every bowl, there is a full block of cheese in every bite! Don't ask me how they do it, but you know your day has ended with the right bowl of noodles if you wake up the next morning, and still smell like these glorious onions and cheese!

4. Whomp Berry Noodles

Every single noodle in this dish is hand made. If that doesn't amaze you, you've probably already gone to Noodle School 101, and know how to make noodles, and in that case why are you reading this list? Go make me some noodles! If it DOES amaze you however, you're not alone. Every noodle is lovingly hand rolled for two hours each, and then coated in a sour mixture made from Whomp Berries and simple syrup. The Whomp Berry juice gives each noodle its blue hue and sour bite. Sprinkle with pepper for an extra boost of flavour!

3. Exotic Fried Noodles

How can you not love the ingenuity behind these noodles? Everyone knows and loves fried rice, but fried noodles?! Insane! Insanely heavenly that is. They take regular noodles, add some regular broccoli, and toss it all together until these very regular noodles become something out of this world! Only found in Shenkuu's Exotic Foods shop, the journey is worth the reward. Nutty with a bold note of mandarin, these noodles are the perfect choice for dinner with friends!

2. Gnorbu Wool Noodles

These noodles have to be the cutest of them all! One look and you will fall in love with the pink spotted bowl, because it's shaped like a little Gnorbu, complete with floppy ears! As if the earthy flavours and downy texture of the noodles aren't enough, the genius behind this dish added three tiny fluffs of Gnorbu wool atop every bowl! They aren't just for decoration, though; each one is actually crystallized with Buzz honey to add a dimension in taste. Have I used enough exclamation points to get across my point yet? These are some seriously charming noodles!

1. Negg Noodles

And so we've come to the TOP NOODLE! The one to rule all noodles! You might be wondering just what makes Negg Noodles so much better than the others, that they get to be number one. I'll tell you right off, that it isn't just because of the long pastel noodles, the delectable spicy fish sauce, or even the dainty complimentary chopsticks. I'll give you a hint: it's because of the Fish Negg! Ok that was less like a hint, and more like the actual answer, but there you have it. Anyone who has ever played Meerca Chase knows how elusive Fish Neggs are. Basically they don't exist! I myself have only ever seen TWO of these things during all my time playing that game! And every single bowl of Negg Noodles comes with a Fish Negg! Just propped right on top! Like it's no big thing! It's truly a dish worthy of the highest rank!

So there you have it, my top ten favourite Neopian noodles. I hope this list inspires you to eat more noodles! And always remember my friends, you might get sick of playing Meerca Chase, but you can't ever have too many noodles in your day!

 
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