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Random Oddness - Valentines Day


by mistyqee

 
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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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With Roses in Her Eyes
The roses in the break room were dying again. Dying and drying, their petals furling back on themselves, and their buds puckered as they squeezed out the last drops of water. She always forgot to change the water of the flowers she bought in after the weekend. Roses, her namesake.

by phoenix_through_fire

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A Gift For My Valentine
This is what I call being lucky.

by saudadesdagripe

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Unhappy Chia Day
You're supposed to eat the apple.

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000




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