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Issue: 799 | 29th day of Gathering, Y19
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A Bit Uncanny: Beach Day
If you went to the beach and didn't nearly drown, did you really even go to the beach?
Food shop logic
I'll take one bottle, two bottles, three bottles four?
Just a little love for the Staff at Neopets!
Wheel of Extravagance
More like Wheel of taking all my neopoints oh noooo!
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