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A Handy Guide to Getting Rich the Slow Way

Many guides found around the internet tell you how to get rich quickly, but how many will tell you how to do it slowly?

by master_1_jedi
Conquering Qwerty: a Typing Terror Guide

But after a few tries I realized that typing fast wasn’t the only skill you needed to be good at this game. At the end of each round, bonus points are awarded for how accurate you are for that particular level.

by incheesuswetrust
Leaving Your Mark on the Neoboards

So if you want to dress your posts to impress, all you have to do is follow this simple guide for finding the signature that suits your unique style!

by sum41girl2k
...and *Pop* Go the Balls!

No, not icky Zurroball or boring old Gormball, I'm talking about the *sort of* new and better game, Frumball!!! The one that might resemble Korbat's Lab to you at first, but don't fear, it's better than that as well! ;)

by krysym
10 Recipes for Hidden Tower Items

For less than 3500 NP, you will be able to make any one of ten Hidden Tower items, all by yourself! Simply follow these instructions, and your pets will be Battledome masters in no time!

by medanteth
What Did You Say? Languages of Neopia

This handy pocket sized guide is intended to help you learn the basics of many indigenous languages by examining each world separately.

by horserider12302
The Revenge

But the truth? It probably does stop Scarblade from attacking our beloved Maraqua further...

by peacenjoy58
Music and Mystery - the Truth Behind Those Pianos

But we’ve all asked ourselves questions about them: When are they going? Where did they get all their stuff from?

by laydeezam
The Ultimate Guide to Girl Unis

Girl Unis are VERY picky about what they eat (I’ll explain later). You have to know what they like to eat, and what they do not like to eat.

by unicorngirl383
Mastering Hasee Bounce

You’ve got a time limit! You didn’t think you could just keep those Hasees bouncing forever, did you?

by nut862
Investigation on Roo Island: Dice-A-Roo

How MANY annoying Roo minions have bounced around you, taunting you with phrases like ‘Tra la la’, ‘191273 is such a lot of Neopoints!’, and ‘I’m hungry!’ ???

by deldrimmor
How to Make Your Neopets Look Like They Got Painted

Tip # 5: If you want to make your pet look like it’s been painted with the Snow Paint brush, play in the snow all day with your Neopet. When you come inside you will have a snow covered Neopet.

by soccergirl1017
The Pants Dance

A unique, step-by-step guide on how to effectively taunt the Pant Devil.

by infernal_kitty
 
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The Princess and the Pearl (A Maraquan Faerie Tale)
Once upon a time, in the great kingdom of Maraqua, there lived a picky prince named Orion the Koi. Having grown up an only child in the palace, he was very lonely...

by lafee_dans_gris

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The Driftwood
"You expect me to catch fish with a bare hook?" Matt replied. "What did you think the worms were for?"

by shadih_temporary

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A Day in Another's Shoes: Part Two
The faerie mumbled and turned around to sit on her bed. She bent down to get her shoes, put them on and have a good morning exercise when she stopped. Her shoes were gone!

by shadowcristal

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Stolen Treasures: Part Two
"Alright, it would be wonderful if you would help," said Fyora. "You should realize that this could be a very dangerous job. We don't know where the items are hidden."

by uni_luver

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Confuzzled
We are here...or there...

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