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||Issue: 222 | 6th day of Sleeping, Y8
|Jewels of MaraquaWith the rebuilding of the underwater city, a re-discovery and appreciation
of the treasures it holds has blossomed. |
|12 Most Dangerous Places in NeopiaIt could go rolling down the hill into Meridell squishing all
Neopets in its path. Safe? I THINK NOT!|
|Snowball PlightYou start with fifty snowballs
and you can never have more than this. But fear not, your frosty ammunition
can be replenished...|
|Motes and Their UsesMotes, the little friends that help
you with loads of trouble. The Battledome items that are so cute, you just want
to hug them! Well, here is a tribute to our adorable, motey friend. |
|A Guide to Feeding Those Mischief Makers - KadoatiesSo how do you feed Kadoaties anyway?|
|Why You Should Play Attack of the Marblemen!The object of the game is very simple; put all the colored Marblemen into their
matching colored boxes, before time runs out.|
|Time Tunnel TipsCan you unlock the code?|
|Magax: What I've Learned From the DestroyerAt the beginning of each level, try leaving the green energy orbs until you
get closer to the end. Each one recovers damage equal to one hit from the enemy
ghosts as well as adding five points to your score.|
|Your Friendly Guide to Extreme HerdingExtreme Herder is a fast paced game where you
play the role of Samrin, a Kacheek who is bent on saving his petpet flock from
the evil Balthazar who has taken a break from capturing faeries to stalk some
|Entertaining the Guests: Sprucing up the NeohomeOh great Hannah – you have guests to entertain! But look at your Neohome.|
|Dr. Jade's Guide to Sibling RivalrySTEP 1: Try to figure out the reason your pets are fighting. |
|The Story Behind Usuki FrenzyThere is more than neopoints to be gained here. There is a valuable LESSON
to be learnt. Not many Usuki Frenzy players may have realized it is there. |
|21 ScarabsA twist on the original blackjack, the
aim is not to lose, which sounds remarkably simple, eh?|
|A Slimy Point of View!Well, we may be cute on the outside, Missy,
but inside we are just squishy little bags of sadness.|
|Thank Heaven For Year Seven!Many things happened in the past year, so we thought we'd be nice and tell
you about it again, just in case you forgot!
Also by puppy200010
|12 Suggestions for the Perfect New Year's ResolutionIt is that time of year when the dreaded,
the feared, and the oh-so-hard-to-stick-to New Year's Resolutions are made.
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"Lena: Cursed on Two Counts" by lish73
"Quiet, young robot, I need to talk to the Techo." Lena immediately went silent; there was a click and a whir sound from somewhere inside her, but that was all. She stared down at her hooves, a shiny, blue metal. The rest of her body was mostly silver...
|Zara and Belle|
"Bye mum," she called as she closed the front
door. She was eager to get to the showground to check out all the beautiful
petpets at the petpet show...
|He Stole IT!|
She wasn't interested
in her yellow, pink, purple, blue, or orange socks. Nor was she interested in
her polka-dotted or striped socks. She didn't even bother to notice her white
faerie or green Mortog...
|The Pirate Writer: Part Five|
After sitting through all of that, I didn't make a move
until now, and I was too late. Kera was trapped, and Captain Woodbeak had a fire
paint brush in his fat claws...
|A Hero's Journey: Part One|
As he set foot into Trestin, he was happy to
be home. Not only because of all the villagers cheering for him and his bravery,
or because he was only the most famous resident there, but because he had been
away from his family for several months...