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||Issue: 249 | 21st day of Swimming, Y8
|The 10 Scariest Chairs in NeopiaHere is
a list of the 10 scariest chairs in Neopia. Avoid these super scary chairs at
all costs! |
|Taking Over NeopiaHave you ever wondered how people rule the world? How other people like Dr. Sloth,
the Meepits, Fyora, and Adam have been this successful at conquering Neopia? |
|The Real Story of That Mysterious SymolThis is a written record
of our oddly amusing journey into the Symol Hole.
Also by ice_creema876
|Revealed!All the pets in the practice
team are Jelly! They are made of Jelly!|
|10 Things I Learned From YooyuballIn one of my endless hours of playing Yooyuball, I suddenly realized
that this whole game, this whole tournament, has managed to teach me quite a few
|Zombies Need Love Too!So, you say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long
and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of
those grotesque squishy brain wraps?|
|For Juggling and GloryAh, Jolly Jugglers, the game that gives "Look before you leap" a new meaning.
|Tips on Writing a Spotlight Winning NeoadventureMany people
have asked me for tips on creating their own Neoadventure. So, here is some of
what I did while creating my own.|
|An Exclusive Interview with THE STUFF!Thank you all for joining me with my exclusive interview with "The Stuff." Many
have forgotten this menacing creature...|
|Your Guide to the Clubs in AltadorYou may have noticed a bulletin board in the Altadorian Archives. There
are many different papers tacked to that old wall, most of them pointless, but
you may have also noticed the numerous clubs that are looking for new members. |
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Zombie Care & Feeding
You say your new pet is acting a little strange? She's sleeping all day long and awake throughout the night? Do you sometimes catch him nibbling on one of those grotesque squishy brain wraps? Does she walk around as if in a trance, drooling profusely, and moaning and groaning a bit too much for your taste?
"There's no such thing as ghosts," Westie said with a snort.
"That's what my mommy told me, at least. And mommies don't lie."
Jag's not usually that evil. He just likes candy. A lot.