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Beauty Contest Greens

If you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again.

by dark_goddess_rising
Top Ten Most Mysterious Ice Creams in All of Neopia

Caution: Reading this article may result in never eating 10 certain Neopian Ice Creams ever again.

by neoknuckles
The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners

I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.

by abhobbs
Ten Steps to Save Yourself from Sloth

And you guys thought it was impossible!

by wigglyfish
Your Guide To Writing Fiction

To start with, you might want to choose what kind of entry you're best at.

by skycrowmor
How to Care for Your Yooyu

This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie.

by iamskot
I'm a Little Teapot...

Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born Neopets.

by 8311050
Usukis and Why We Love Them

They're dolls, based on the shape of a pet, who dress up in different costumes and are perfect things to collect. There are new and old, common and rare, but they're all very stylish. The thing is, how come everyone loves them? HOW COME EVERYONE WANTS THEM?

by alice_dominique
The Origins of Achyfi

Instead of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye.

by plasmashadow
Collecting 101

Of course, the first step has to be to decide what you want to collect. You should pick something you enjoy, and something that is in your price range.

by bikinibottom_5712
Where ARE They Now?

The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why.

by stopthespamming
Shunned Shoyrus

Shoyrus are the most beloved pets of all Neopia, with their big, adorable eyes, their long, smooth tail, their small curved horn, and their cute, delicate wings. Yet through all of Neopian history, they have had little chance to show their shine.

by lunaquarrian
 
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"Here we are! You're going to love it here! I'll let you do anything you want. I promise." Blair rambled on and on, oblivious to the Eyrie's surly and cynical mood as he stalked by her side. "Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."




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We Got a Neomail!
"We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...

by sweetie_me274

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Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy
"All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what her name is. Go back to sleep."

by parmadur

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The Pianist's Quandary: Part Two
"Ellamara," he whispered and the Xweetok gasped in surprise, her song coming to a sudden halt...

by micrody

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Whisper on the Wind: Part Two
Darigan found himself contemplating the weeks that had passed since his return, and the months of exile before that. Something was nagging at his memory, whispering to him like the notes of a long-forgotten tune...

by sarahleeadvent

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The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny
"FANS"

Drawn by spotthechelsey

by immortalmina


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No Game Here: Turmac Jam
Tasty.

Art by m3rcuri

by hello5346




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