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Dangerous Petpets of Neopia

So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them!

by basiliskx17
Inner Tubing for Dummies

Your guide to inner tubing down the waters we all know as Kiko Lake!

by vanillastar12
Queen Fyora's Guide to Status Symbols

It is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is).

by dan4884
All About Antwerphs

This article is about everything you could possibly what to know about that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on to discover the amazing beast.

by daburro
A - Z of Exquisite and Exotic Drinks

Fine diners of Neopia will tell you that there is nothing more satisfying than a gourmet drink at every meal.

by sparky63428
Guide to Professional Poking

I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion...

by jumanjiki
100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room

I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy
Apprentice Needed for Petpet Lovers

From tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through lava, he's done it all.

by shinimi
Methods of Training

This guide is just here to explain to anyone who is interested in training up their pet for the wonderful world of Battledoming. I am going to explain 5 ways on how to make your pet the ULTIMATE FIGHTING MACHINE!

by pyrorockchik
 
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Basic Inner Tubing



It is steering through obstacles such as whirlpools and arrows. It is (to most participants' horror) swimming through swamp water, it is - TUBULAR KIKO RACING! In this game, you have to help a Kiko named Kavi cross the finish line in first place! Sounds easy, doesn't it? But as I've already said in the first paragraph, there are many obstacles to cross. So, before you click that 'play' button...



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Hour of The Haunted Woods
"These woods are filled with mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..."

by alexrae963

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Cheese Rolling
Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...

by silverswirl_1996

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The Battle for Kreludor: Part Four
Commander Krule was engaged in earning high scores in computer games when someone knocked on the door of his office. He looked up in agitation...

by azellica

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Instincts - Part Six
Mareian sat next to the sleeping Jeran, unable to put the syringe away, yet unable to move her hand forward and give him the Werelupe cure...

by nimras23

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What's with Balthazar?
The shame of pink.

by jlnmellon_112

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Meow?
You know you should feed your petpet when...

by edddibgaz



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