|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 294 | 1st day of Relaxing, Y9
|Fyora's Fashion SecretsEver wanted to look so beautiful? Now you can!|
|Five Easy Steps To Become A Successful PirateThe utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.|
|Fyora's Dream VacationThis is Fyora Appreciation Day and we'd like her to tell us about her secret dream vacation...
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|The Truth About the Dark FaerieBeing the curious reporter that I am, I wanted to get the inside scoop on a subject that no other Neopian had ever dared try. I wanted to interview the Dark Faerie.|
|Plushies From All Over NeopiaThere are probably millions of plushies everywhere, from a Headless Von Roo plushie to a Cloud Ixi plushie. But what kind of plushies are good for my pets? |
|Top Fyora CollectiblesThere are plenty of things to admire Queen Fyora for: her beauty, her poise, and her intelligence. Oh yeah, she also rules Faerieland in her spare time.|
|Common Misconceptions: Dark FaeriesIt is commonly and mistakenly assumed that almost every single Dark Faerie in Neopia is an evil, villainous, conspiring maniac out to doom Neopia.|
|If Real Life Were More Like NeopetsI don't see Fluffy going to war, fighting the neighborhood dogs with nothing more than some snowballs and a plastic knife.|
|The "New" TNT: The Neopian Tabloids - Fyora Edition!6:00 a.m.: A well placed Harris confirms the Queen is up and getting ready for the day.|
|Being Lost is a Way of LifeBeing lost can be an adventure all by itself. It is an exciting and thrilling way to find new places. Although, sometimes it is nice to be 'found' again by dinner time. |
|Princess Amira: Portrait of a LeaderAnd as she strides towards us from the city gates, our questions are quickly answered - and we could not be more pleasantly surprised. In person, Princess Amira is...|
|A Queen-to-be LifeTo run a peaceful and ordered kingdom, the Queen must know who she's dealing with and how to overrun them. Unfortunately, it is not so easy.|
|How to Find the Hidden TowerBut I've smartened up since then and have really and truly found where the Hidden Tower is located! I would be very glad to tell you all where it can be found...|
|Fyora's FolliesNow, listen. We all know Fyora is graceful, poised and elegant to a fault, but logic dictates that she has to have moments of searing mortification from time to time.|
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"A Day with a Legend" by munchkin24547
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one and only, Judge Hog!" The gymnasium erupted with applause and screams of joy as Judge Hog walked out onto the stage. He walked obnoxiously slowly and his shiny black boots made squeaky noises as he walked. He stopped for a moment...
|A Passing Grade|
"Shennaralix III! Stop stargazing and listen! If you spent more time studying and less time daydreaming, you'd get decent scores. Instead.."
|Secrets and Shadows: Part Five|
"You mean to say that because you lost your way, you led the Meridell ambassador through the dregs of the keep all night long, while every officer, soldier, maid, and kitchen servant scoured the Citadel looking for the two of you..."