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||Issue: 302 | 27th day of Swimming, Y9
|Goodsigns' Petpetpet GuideEver wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.|
|Ghost PetsGhost pets are tons of fun...|
|The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying WritersTicked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.|
|Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents!In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!|
|Munch Your Way to the Top or Well, Bottom...Snowmuncher isn't easy - but once you get some things down, it's not that hard.|
|Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...|
|A Neopian's Guide to Screenie...izingTo me, taking a screenie is like buying a suit. You can easily find a good one if you go to the right places, but finding a great one takes a bit of searching.|
|Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match IIAll I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...|
|The Wonders of MeridellOn July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*|
|Where Have All The Mutants Gone?A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.|
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Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!
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She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...
|The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here|
"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...
|Curse of the Werelupe: Part Six|
Suddenly a shiver ran down his spine, and he instinctively turned around to survey the woods around them. A low chuckle made him jump, and a Halloween Lupe stepped out into light of the town. Crimson eyes glinted maliciously...
|Ice Cream: Part Two|
Along one wall was a row of what looked like giant cones for ice cream, empty and on their sides. Adee ran over to them...