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Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide

Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns
Ghost Pets

Ghost pets are tons of fun...

by mikewavemaster
The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers

Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice
Inky's Guide To: The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents!

In order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!

by inkheart971
Munch Your Way to the Top or Well, Bottom...

Snowmuncher isn't easy - but once you get some things down, it's not that hard.

by coridabrat
Pleasing the Palate of Your Jetsam!

Jetsams may look ferocious and scary, but their favorite place to dine is located in the gorgeous world of Maraqua...

by shade876
A Neopian's Guide to Screenie...izing

To me, taking a screenie is like buying a suit. You can easily find a good one if you go to the right places, but finding a great one takes a bit of searching.

by megamooseking
Some How-To Tips on Playing Destruct-O-Match II

All I want to do is give some tips to Neopians who aren't so hot at this game, or want some ways to expand their gaming ability...

by darth_oblivian
The Wonders of Meridell

On July 30, 2002, TNT released a new world called Meridell, and this Monday is Meridell's fifth birthday! *blows kazoo*

by gooie629
Where Have All The Mutants Gone?

A good question indeed! Where are the mutants among the ranks of our esteemed athletes? Surely one would expect to see several, at least among the ranks of the Virtupets and Haunted Woods teams.

by literatehyaena
 
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Botching Birthdays



Hello! And welcome to Inky's Guide To The Top 10 Worst Birthday Presents! Yay! So, according to the title, probably one of the most embarrassing things to ever do to your friend is to buy a really bad gift for his/her birthday! So, in order to ensure that your friend is happy during his/her birthday, please consider the following suggestions and do NOT get these gifts for them!



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Sketching a Pteri
She was a mere three feet away from the tip of the Rainbow Pool, and she jumped. Mew's adrenaline rush increased rapidly as she came within inches of the surface of the pool, and...

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The Reason Dr. Sloth is Here
"Take this to the Neopian Times, and have them print this on the front page. Do it, or you will become the Spider Grundo's new toy," Dr. Sloth ordered the Grundo...

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Curse of the Werelupe: Part Six
Suddenly a shiver ran down his spine, and he instinctively turned around to survey the woods around them. A low chuckle made him jump, and a Halloween Lupe stepped out into light of the town. Crimson eyes glinted maliciously...

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Ice Cream: Part Two
Along one wall was a row of what looked like giant cones for ice cream, empty and on their sides. Adee ran over to them...

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Pointless Nonsense - N00b News
Brought to you by Virtupets Inc.

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Neoschool - I HATE Spyders
Humm... err... well... SPYDER!!

by luliyoyo



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