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||Issue: 304 | 10th day of Hiding, Y9
|Hunting for the Mystery PictureWhat do you do, and how do you win? All will become much clearer in this simple guide to the Mystery Pic!|
|Everything You Need to Know About FontsIf you are making a font for the first time, here are some dos and don'ts you should follow...|
|Potions: (Un)Forgotten?The thing with potions is, you see, that they have many, MANY different functions. It is definitely advised that you know what a potion does before you use it...|
|Home Sweet Home: Choosing a Petpet for a LifetimeAt one time or another, we are all going to be faced with the daunting task of choosing what will, we hope, be our Neopet's lifelong companion...|
|P.B.P.C. - The Silent EpidemicIt brings out the more annoying and generally frustrating qualities of the color that the pet is painted. For example, a large number of P.B.P.C. cases have come from Royal Paint Brush recipients...|
|The Secret Lives of RestockersFirst off, Restockers can be very grouchy in the morning, and if you choose to become one, you will have "grouchy days" too...
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|The Best of Meridellian FoodNot everyone has a medieval palate. However, there is hope for Meridellian food! This guide will provide you with the necessary lists...|
|The Art of Potato CountingAnyways, since Potato Counter is just so hard, I, being the great reporter that I am, decided to help you with all your potato-counting woes. |
|The Fabulous Guide to Being a Cool Poor NeopianWhat a lot of people and pets fail to realize is that being poor can be just as cool as being rich. I mean, the real reason people want to be rich is to feel special and proud, right?|
|Neopia's Guide for Death-Defying VacationsThe purpose of this little travel guide is to offer you the top four vacation spots for those Neopians seeking a little more... thrill. |
|A Brief History of Neopia: Part 1The history of Neopia is a long and twisted tale with deceit, intrigue, victory and defeat at every turning...|
|Rushing Toward the Gold! Shenkuu River Rush!All the tips, tricks and skills you might need to get a high score!|
|King Hagan: Behind the WisdomTo shed a bit more light on the real King Hagan, beyond the knowledge spouting royalty, interviews were sought with the residents of Brightvale...|
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Brief History of Neopia
In the Beginning there was... Sloth? No, your eyes do not deceive you! The first recorded life form on Neopia was our very own dictator, Dr. Frank Sloth. Some 2000 years ago, Dr. Sloth stumbled upon a very different Neopia to the modern day world. He landed his spaceship on the desolate and lifeless planet, and finding the husk of a world to his liking, he immediately set up a laboratory on...
|The Disappearance of the Heiress: Part Six|
The house they stood in front of was not much bigger than the flat above Fruits of Brightvale, but someone – probably her governess – had grown Bluebells in a window box, which made it look somewhat more homelike...