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A Helpful List of Valentine's Gifts

This is a great time to show all kinds of people how much you care. But what if you're unsure about what to send?

by shakinheadtotoe
The Best Gifts for YOUR Valentine!

Sure, a diamond lasts forever, but chocolate makes you feel great now.

Also by knucklestheechidna52

by pretty_feet

Obsessive Sloth Disorder – A Warning to Gamers!

What exactly is Obsessive Sloth Disorder? Well, it seems to infect people who play the game Splat-A-Sloth.

Also by emmymyemmygirl

by jester_xyz

Appealing Apparel: Wearables for Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day is here, and what better way to show off your Valentine's Day spirit than dressing up your pets?

by babyazndragon
Budgeted Gifts for Valentine's

Have you thought about what you're going to pass out to those you've shared happy times with all throughout the year?

by ridiculer
5 Reasons Why Not to Do Jhudora's Quest

This article will give you five good reasons to stop yourself from becoming Jhudora's next victim, and to do Illusen's Quest, because we all know that Illusen is much better, right?

by jockylocky
Happy Un-Valentine's Day

We caught up with a few of our "friends" at the Gallery of Evil to see how they celebrate their Un-Valentine's Day...

Also by squishable

by popolopolis_the_3rd_

Top 10 Things NOT to Give Your Valentine

Valentine's Day shopping can be intense! I mean, if you get your valentine the wrong gift...

Also by water_park1993

by imogenweasley

Sloth to Claim his Vengeance?

Dozens of stories, articles, and comics have since depicted the often humiliating failure of the doctor...

by tashni
A Uniquely Conventional Valentine's Gift

You’re reading advice from a cheap, sentimental Neopet to cheap, sentimental Neopets everywhere.

by love_charmed
Celebrating Lenny Day

You THOUGHT you knew about Lennies.

by chicenhog
What Type of Fangirl Are You?

Have you ever wondered what type of fangirl you were? Whether you were a calmer, more laid-back fangirl, or a true rabid-fangirl?

by birdinggal
 
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Valentine's Advice



And since it is Valentine's Day—do you know where I'm going with this? No? Thanks for everything, (insert owner's name). I love you! That's right. It's finally time to redeem the three words that have been an underestimated present for far too long. That single phrase, paired with a cute face, big eyes and timid stance can soften the hardest, most incorrigible owners...



Other Stories


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The Source of the Mystery
This kind of question called for an adventure and the little Plushie Draik had never turned down anything that called for some excitement!

Also by chivo

by anjie


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Crystal Clear
He'd take the crystal ball right from under Jhudora's crooked nose. Fyora's rewards would be well worth the effort...

by nut862

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Lucky Me: Part Six
"We need to talk to Sam to figure out what happened to him when he got the necklace, and if he got it from Anthony. If he did, then..."

by soccer266redy

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The Statue Collector: Part Two
I darted out into the hallway of statues. It was almost sad looking at all the creatures, frozen in stone...

by brokensilent

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One Fish, Two Fish
Everything's decked out for Valentine's Day!

by fish_puddle

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Mystical Madness
New background!

by shadow_sabre_



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