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||Issue: 336 | 28th day of Running, Y10
|Top Eight NeoQuest Monsters (by coolness)Neoquest. It's an old, fun, HTML based game...|
|How Do YOU Feel About Crying Neopets?Do they make you cry yourself? Do you get angry or upset whenever you see them in a foul mood, growling back at you? Or do you feel noncommittal, since they're only made of pixels? |
|From the Founding to the FallThe Darigan Citadel's original location on Neopia in relation to other cities is known to very few.|
|Test Preparation Using Neopets: It's Not Impossible!All of these pre-test tips have been tested thoroughly by... me!|
|Neoschools Return to NeopiaWe had our reporters go to the Neoschool in Neopia Central and inquire who the teachers are, a bit of background information on them, and what courses they are teaching.|
|Choosing the Right Class for Your NeopetHow much homework will each class give? How difficult is each class? This guide will cover some of the more advanced information you should take into consideration...|
|Getting Around the "No Petpets Allowed" RuleThere are some things that Neoschool is not a place for. The Darkest Faerie. Sloth. Chewing gum. And, surprisingly enough: petpets.|
|Neoschool: No Need for Know-It-Alls!Never fear! With just a little time and a lot of effort, you'll be transformed from the Neoschool Know-It-All to Mr. Neo-Popularity! Or at least you won't get picked on. Hopefully. |
|Neoschools: The WhySo TNT has finally released Neoschools. We all knew it would happen eventually. But why now? |
|Beyond Neoschool: Spending Free TimeTheir darling Neopets are busy listening to lectures and taking notes, and for the first time ever, the adults have to find ways to entertain themselves...|
|Neoschool: The Space ConundrumWhile educating all of Neopia is a wonderful and noble plan, a question of how all of these Pets will fit into Neoschool rises into the mind. |
|Bored in Neoschool? Have Some Fun!How do we pass those long hours between the morning's fascinating history lecture on the Soup Faerie's long ago quest for the perfect leek broth and the afternoon's intriguing look at the way in which Chef Bonju + Avatars divided by failure = Frustration?
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|Neoschool: Where to Send Your PetNothing is particularly special about Neopia Central Neoschool (NCN). If you want your pet to have a well-rounded education covering the essentials, then I recommend Neopia Central for you...|
|The Top Five April Fools Tricks In Neopian HistoryA list of the five best April Fools tricks in Neopian history in honor of April Fools Day this year.|
|A Confused Neopian's Guide to Buying Neoschool ItemsYou need to find the perfect school outfit, decide what classes you want your pets to take, and find school supplies...|
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"A Way for the Willing" by rainbow_mist_wave
Lindy fiddled with her pencil. She'd been put in the advanced Neoschool classes, and it bothered her. She studied only a little, had an average amount of motivation in school, and it wasn't like she got hundreds on every test. She was normal, just like everyone else. She didn't think she was that special. One way or the other, though, she was still stuck away from her friends until lunch. Lunch was a totally different world...
Furthest. What rhymed with furthest? Rose scribbled some possible words in the margin of her notebook. This was how she passed much of her time at school...
|Backfire!: Part Two|
The jacket nearly dropped, but he grabbed it up just in time, cursing his sister under his breath. The necklace slipped out of the pocket and onto the floor...