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What To Do If Your Pet Is An Evil Villain

Bwahahahaha!

by seahorsepond
A Message to All Darigan Pets

Attention all darigan pets: Lord Kass has decided to grace you with a special message...

by yippo_yippee
The Complete Lab Ray Guide

Here, my friends (and... enemies...) you will hear a guide, which is likely overly-elaborated, on the lab ray...

by kinscin
Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part I

Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 1 of 3

by arah_n
Why Write For The Neopian Times?

Is it really worth all that huge amount of effort?

by absdafabs
Mind Boggling!

A list of Neopia's top ten brain-teasers, each in a different location!

by yampuff
Gravy Train

I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods...

by mamasimios
10 Reasons Why Baby Pets Rock

These are ten reasons to convince your pet that being painted or zapped baby is not bad.

by marbookworm22
T.R.O.T.R.O.D.S. - The Guide

You must defend Kreludor (and various other places) from the notorious Dr. Frank Sloth...

by surath
Eye Liner Or Hair Dye? Life As A Neopian Goth

It seems that you haven't found your calling in life. It seems that the sun is simply too potent for your inner child of darkness.

by iamskot
How to Look Smart

While chatting on the boards, do you feel people do not realize just how intelligent you are?

by xoxheartlessxox
 
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"An Apple A Day Keeps Nothing Away" by tigerpaw_01
The Lupe nodded with satisfaction, and with a wave of his paw, dismissed the workers for the day as he disappeared inside the shop. Not one worker seemed to notice that within one of the crates in the last row, bottom left corner, one of the apples was moving, and grumbling about the lack of attention spans some Neopians have...




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An Apple A Day Keeps Nothing Away
Not one worker seemed to notice that within one of the crates in the last row, bottom left corner, one of the apples was moving...

by tigerpaw_01

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The White Grundo
Today was my day. My day to leave this place...

by aspens_author

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It's Raining! It's Pouring! Old Faeries Are Snoring!: Part One
When a drought threatens to destroy Meridell, three brave friends dare to accomplish the unthinkable.

by brokensilent

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The Treasure of Xutu: Part Two
"Start where the haunted are never afraid,

Where money is stolen and cheapskates are paid..."

by rc81590


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Art of Randomness
How to fly a kite

by w4lly

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The Ice Cream Solution
Another approach to Ice Cream Machine.

by sunshinefudge



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