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Advanced Stocking Techniques

Daytrading doesn't have to be risky.

by kevy27300
Musical Marvels

So, you want to play the piano? Or the flute? You want to set up your own rock band?

by holy_dragon_fire132
Abandoning Your Neopet - The Right Choice?

You enter the pound with your pet, who is happily content, having been told that it was getting a new brother or sister...

by umbreae
The House Warming Party Guide for All Neopians

Plan your very own house-warming party in those spanking new neohomes of yours! Suitable for all Neopians. :)

by icysapphires
The Addictive Auction House

If you have never been to the auction house, then you're missing out on some great items.

by amysmother_8
NeoQuest: Getting Started

Do you know how to wisely spend your skill points?

by eletrostatic
Rock On, Neopia!

Another night filled with endless music coming from Neopia's greatest bands.

by kattrish
Olim333's Guide To Being A Successful Royal Pet

Teach your royal pets how to act properly.

by olim333
Creating a More Bow-eutiful Neopia

Whether we're talking about a classy plaid bow or a daring red one, this article will reveal it all!

by welikedots
The Boards for the Bored

The unspoken rules and general discussions of the Neoboards.

by puffalump10
 
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Boards for the Bored



It's a place to meet new people and judge them based on their avatar count and font. Who has never done that? Thought not. Looking to be lent a Bony Grarrl Club? The Avatars/NeoSignatures board is where you can hang out, but look impressive or you'll never get your hands on the club. Searching for a guild? Post "I'm guildless!" on the Guilds board, and you will be quickly engulfed in a stream of advertisements. The boards offer something for everyone and everything. However, there are a few things about each forum which may be of use...



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Kidnapped Under the Stars
"I need a new flower!" Shanika cried, running out of her room...

by do_u_luv_me23

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Sound of the Ocean
"The ocean," I breathed out in a whisper, entranced just by the thought of it.

by majikel

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A Halloween We Won't Soon Forget: Part Two
Fudge blinked at him before saying firmly, "Alright, but I want the truth and nothing but the truth."

Also by misabella

by chocolate_fudge7


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Sunlight Sonata: Part Nine
"Proteus is holding a ceremony to reward all of those who helped take Faerieland..."

by kittengriffin

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Buddings the Knightess
AWKWARD.

by sappire_charizard

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Life of Kai #6
Jealous much...?

by katopia12



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