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Picking a Petpet: Darigan Edition

Of course, you certainly don't want to pay for a Darigan petpet paint brush, when you could use the neopoints for a new ray gun...

by tabby_cat1221
Whistles, Cheering, and Slushies

The Altador Cup is the biggest event in Neopia, so I thought I’d interview a few Neopians who work long hours just to keep the Altador Cup enjoyable for everyone.

by kittykatluver4ever
How To Be Cool

I'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"

by mamasimios
Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!

Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!

by midnight951
The Best of the Best: Neopia's Top 10 Petpet Colors!

And you thought your petpet was amazing!?!

by k99366
The Altador Cup And Your Health

The Altador Cup can be trying on your health; how can you look after yourself?

by no1_tails_fan
Catching Up with Former Yooyuballers

The Neopian Times caught up with former Yooyuballers to discover what they're up to now that they aren't training for an Altador Cup team.

Also by half_moon

by dirtyredemption

Slorgs: The Perfect Petpet

Searching for the perfect petpet? Well, search no longer!

by warriorsrock965
Altador Cup Dictionary

Here's a guide to all the super fans' lingo, including team placing info.

by fairiesrus5
Six Ways to Impress a Slorg

We return once again to the topic of those ever smiling, ever cheerful, slime machines.

by 00baies_love00
The New Black Pawkeet Slots! What You Need to Know!

At long last, the Black Pawkeet Slots has returned, looking better than ever.

by lieutenant_archer
 
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"Petpet Talk: The Petpetsitter" by christmas_ice
Petpetsitters were the worst—they were a petpet's greatest nightmare! The last time Arnold had been stuck with one, he'd been forced to stay in a corner all day. He had not been allowed to go outside, and he had not been allowed to play with his Mootix—all day long, the only thing Arnold could think of to do was sleep. It had been the third most boring day...




Other Stories


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Journey to the Lost Isle
Samiko was a Faerie Polarchuck. He was just like any other ordinary petpet, just like the ones we look after...

by nightwolf_rider

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Crimson Leaves
"Yeah," Kale said as he pulled his sister indoors. "It's freezing here, and the doctor said you need to rest, remember?"

by punctuation_ninja

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The Cost of Loyalty: Part Two
Fyora had voluntarily left to fight Terask on her own, ordering me to stay behind and wait for her.

But she never came.

by precious_katuch14


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The Broken Soul: Promises and War - Part One
Cove didn't waste much time before he promoted Sarevor into the title of Captain of his Royal Guard. It was only Sarevor that he truly trusted to keep him safe...

by ayame_23

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Light House Life - Goldrun?
Can we go home now?

by louishooper

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Cannonball Barf Boat...?
The PPL will have something to say about this!

by sk8brdrme



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