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The Neopian Food Review: Faerie Foods

The final review: good or bad?

by mrpanda1
Paintbrush Quiz

Which paintbrush fits you!

by hallie035
The Kyrii's Mane Thought

What actually goes in a Kyrii's head?

by 11335kl
Nimmo's Pond Guide

Nimmo's Pond is a neverending battle to clear the Nimmo pond! The object is to destroy all the lily pads in each level...

by kimchica
Getting the Most Out of The Shop Wizard

The Shop Wizard is widely used and often under appreciated.

by saphireblue3
Economics 101

To begin to understand this principle, let's start with a situation we've all experienced.

by darkdragoon772
Markove's Interview With Eliv Thade

I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark."

by selenial
Geos: A Game for Monthly Fun

The rules of Geos are very simple. Each player gets to place a piece on the board, taking turns.

by terragainsborough
13 Halloween Avatars

Thirteen must-have avatars just for Halloween!

by yampuff
 
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"The Symol Investigators" by rocknrollpup95
Now let's go out to the Hole. It's right next to that tree over there. Near Turmaculus. So, what exactly does the SIT do? Every day we send twenty to thirty petpets from the team down the Hole to see what they can find. We've got a pretty good hunch that there's hundreds of symols down there doing who-knows-what. We're trying to find out what...




Other Stories


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Scars: Loyalty
"Yes, Gorix and Parlax were high-level agents. Yes, they took dangerous missions and accomplished them. But when Parlax gained his scar, it was completely intentional..."

by kittengriffin

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(Un)conventional Villains
"If we put all these thing-a-mabobs to use, we could, like, totally take over Neopia."

by a_purplepossum

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The Halloween Hoax: Part One
"I told Tiffany that we could hold the party at our Neohome this year!" Dandelion announced, grinning from ear to ear.

by jenlin_25

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There is No Cost to Friendship: Part Five
Sam swallowed. "Actually, I was planning on riding home. You know, on my skateboard. My mom is, um, working today. She works a lot."

by jbergz8495

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Can we Maraquan Shoyrus Really Fly?
...Sadly, no...

by kookiekimme

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Tricking with Schise #1
"But I like faeries! Ehh... whatever..."

by sasayaki_chan



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