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The Kadoatie-Feeding Troika

This article is about the three most popular methods of feeding Kadoaties at the Kadoatery! Woohoo!

by crazy_holly_ii
Why Everyone Should Loiter Around Rubbish

Well, I was sceptical, but I like free stuff.

by preencessno
What Kind of Coffee Are You?

So, I love coffee. You love coffee. Sloth loves coffee! But what kind of coffee do you love the most?

by autotune
The Greedy Kadoatie - an Evil Plan Exposed!

It is very likely that the Greedy Kadoatie is the one behind the conspiracy known as the Almost Abandoned Attic.

by tooseas
A Charming Guide to Piper Panic

Your object in this game is to hit each of the baskets exactly once...

by kuroge
About Those Games...

Wicked Wocky Wobble: Three letters for you, Wallace: SDB.

by amicaverbi
The Terror Mountain Survival Guide

Personally, I try and pack some chocolate whenever I head up the mountain.

by monkeytastic
So You Want a Jelly Pet?

Now that you've been told you're not crazy, time to learn what you have seen. You have just witnessed what is commonly referred to as... *drum roll* A JELLY PET!

by jshark105
The Almost Abandoned Attic or the Igloo Garage Sale?

In the Attic, the items go fast. As in blink and you may miss it fast.

by charlie_ryan
Y12 Yooyus: Viewpoint of a Gelert Cage-Cleaner

Watching these Yooyus is so fascinating. They have such different personalities...

by pandasrule1211
Why Pirates and Slushies Don't Mix

Pirates have always struggled with slushies. Why? The answers vary, and I shall attempt to give the most popular ones here.

by streamergurl
Becoming a White Weewoo

Weee... Wooo...

by yayzz_1245
 
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Evil Plan Exposed



It is very likely that the Greedy Kadoatie is the one behind the conspiracy known as the Almost Abandoned Attic. On May 13th, 2010, the Almost Abandoned Attic opened as a "perk" for loyal users, selling higher rarity items than the Igloo Garage Sale. While the Greedy Kadoatie has appeared to have made great efforts to make its involvement in the Almost Abandoned Attic unknown, we direct to you the following facts that point to...



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