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Zapping For Good

The quickest way to help the pets of the pound one pet at a time!

by chestnuttiger787
Key Quest's Delicious Sweets and Guides!

A quick guide to the Sweets board based only on tokens alignment!

by sportsandmusic69
A Guide to the Money Tree

How does the Money Tree work? Why are all those items there? The answers are inside!

by ibeth602
Feng Shui for Habitariums

When applied to Habitarium arrangement, Feng Shui focuses on the placement of buildings and decorative objects to achieve a Habitarium which is both aesthetically pleasing and gives greater control over the behavior of your P3s.

by dragonlover8560
A Guide: Which avatar should I use?

Not having just the right avatar can pose an actual problem while you are formulating your posts...

by muslim
How to Deal with Guild Wars

What starts out as a measly little argument can grow until it is a full fledged war that makes everyone feel uncomfortable and horribly divides the guild.

by incantationbella
Stop Spinning the Theoretical Wheel of Monotony

This is how you have fun in the grand world of Neopia when you're sick of the cycle.

by mheetu
Top Five Best and Worst Drinks in Neopia

You'll never have to waste your money on gross coffee ever again!

by zoobit
A Taste Of The (Extremely) High Life

A summary of THE most expensive foods known throughout each Neopian world.

by schoolwars
When Primary Colors Aren't Enough

A Neopian's Guide to the struggles of finding and buying a paint brush.

by smartgirl212
 
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Headlines


"Robotic by the Lab Ray" by sapphirekira
Zzzzzzzzap! What was previously the blue Grundo in front of them had turned Mallow. He looked slightly bewildered as he examined himself, and saw that he had no arms. But his owner rushed over and helped him out of the room, both of them chatting in excitement. "Next," said the mad scientist. Angela and Kira walked in...




Other Stories


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Never Buy Cheap Pants
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right?

by extralizzay

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Installation
"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation."

by thorndove

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The Remnant: Part One
"Lockwood was very brilliant - and very witty - and very handsome - and very arrogant and very cold. Cold above all else. I would not wish upon you any quality of his, any more than I would wish his fate upon you."

by jokerhahaazzz

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The Hard Life: Tales of a Lab Rat - Part Three
So, as the Chocolate Blumaroo had promised, once a month Gary was taken to that lab ray to be transformed over and over.

by 13snip3r7

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Accidental Flukes: The Wise Old King
I'm waaaay older than you, kiddo.

by makeitawish_x

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Story of my Life ~ Travels
Finding the right place is hard...

by aquaventusterra



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