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10 Most Delicious Jellies

What I think are the ten most delicious jellies out there—or, what my Neopets tell me are, anyway.

by vadercat1997
Kiko Lake Activities

It's Kiko Day! Any Kiko fanatic worth his salt will be visiting the idyllic lake today. But what is there to do?

by kadface
The 5 Most Annoying Background Game Characters

The following are in my opinion probably the top five most annoying Background Characters in any Neopian game I could think of, and indeed I don't play any of these certain games anymore because of them (well, except one, but we'll get to that).

by mr_holithon
The Top 10 Space Faerie Approved Foods

If you want to live like a hero, you have to eat like a hero! This is how you do it.

by kali00
Putting the Band Back Together

Your Neopets don't know how to play? No problem! Neopia's bookstores carry guides on how to perform most every kind of music imaginable.

by peirigill
Choosing Your Perfect Neopet

It has come to my knowledge that a lot of owners choose their Neopets solely based on the way they look, without taking into account if their personalities are compatible.

by kissy_08
Questioning the Crumpetmonger

She was a very hard Meerca to get a hold of, between the scone making and pie baking but when she heard about...

by impellent
Why Are Kadoaties So Picky?

The age old question "why are Kadoaties so picky?" is answered here!

by kat900
 
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Your Perfect Neopet



I am Schattenbluete, a gentle, blue Xweetok, who has the misfortune to be maligned by her mean, heartless siblings. I am writing this article to prove to my owner that I am a good, innocent Neopet, who would never have tried to cast a curse on that spoiled, meddlesome brat Herzenstrost... uh... I mean: My beloved baby sister. I might have studied various books about curses, but that is no proof at all. After all...



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Cheat! - The Game of Moral Bankruptcy
I couldn't quite tell you how I found myself in the alleyways of Neopia Central that disastrous eve.

by valdeceit

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A Conversation Between Rivals
When Layton Vickles settled down at his table, in some nameless restaurant in Altador, he had no idea that anyone would be joining him. He eyed the menu and then dropped it in disgust.

by sima232005

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Kings and Curses: Part Four
Mirzah grumbled, "What do they put in Faerieland's water that makes them think it's such a good idea to do things at dawn?"

by saphira_27

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A Fallen Faerie - Fyora's Tear: Part Two
Two statues. One was an Ixi, arms held in front of himself, as to fend from an attack. The other. It was Xandra. Xandra! It couldn't be, though! But it was! It was her, but not her at all. She was about to leap, a deranged look on her face...

by epiclittleboss

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Sassi Comics: It's Not Safe to Improvise
Outrageous!

by seiya_from_ashes

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Mr. Slug vs Dr. Sloth Finale
I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.

by supercheezee



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