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10 Most Delicious Jellies

What I think are the ten most delicious jellies out there—or, what my Neopets tell me are, anyway.

by vadercat1997
Kiko Lake Activities

It's Kiko Day! Any Kiko fanatic worth his salt will be visiting the idyllic lake today. But what is there to do?

by kadface
The 5 Most Annoying Background Game Characters

The following are in my opinion probably the top five most annoying Background Characters in any Neopian game I could think of, and indeed I don't play any of these certain games anymore because of them (well, except one, but we'll get to that).

by mr_holithon
The Top 10 Space Faerie Approved Foods

If you want to live like a hero, you have to eat like a hero! This is how you do it.

by kali00
Putting the Band Back Together

Your Neopets don't know how to play? No problem! Neopia's bookstores carry guides on how to perform most every kind of music imaginable.

by peirigill
Choosing Your Perfect Neopet

It has come to my knowledge that a lot of owners choose their Neopets solely based on the way they look, without taking into account if their personalities are compatible.

by kissy_08
Questioning the Crumpetmonger

She was a very hard Meerca to get a hold of, between the scone making and pie baking but when she heard about...

by impellent
Why Are Kadoaties So Picky?

The age old question "why are Kadoaties so picky?" is answered here!

by kat900
 
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"Absence" by hermione_890_neo
"But I didn't do anything!" Emma shrieked, clearly having lost her temper. Her parents' eyebrows rose and their expressions darkened even further, but she didn't give them a chance to say anything else. She glared at them, angry tears welling in her eyes, and stormed swiftly away to her bedroom, slamming the door so hard behind...




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Willow the Unwanted Weeble
"I'm looking for the petpets that no one buys," the woman said.

by jessicanoel062094

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A Conversation Between Rivals
When Layton Vickles settled down at his table, in some nameless restaurant in Altador, he had no idea that anyone would be joining him. He eyed the menu and then dropped it in disgust.

by sima232005

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A House Divided Cannot Stand: Part Four
She leant down to whisper in the Aisha's ear. "How long do we have until the others get here?"

"Quarter of an hour, if they're on time," Moondatta whispered back.

by dragon_soul__


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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Five
With a grunt the giant Turtum woke from his sleep and stared blearily at them.

"What is going on?" he mumbled, lifting his massive head.

by rachelindea


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Battle for the Keys! - Part 2
Well, if it isn't my dear brother...

by zemutt

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Neopian Bullies
Sometimes even bullies show a little kindness.

by honeyapples



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