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5 Tips to Key Quest Domination

In order to be a high roller and get the chance to win map pieces and paint brushes, you need to learn how to play strategically.

by kspare2
Draik and Potatoes

Loathe that Potato...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
The Crazy Techo Fanatic: King of the Stadium

The Crazy Techo Fanatic, also known as the Techo Super-Fan as well as the Angry Techo, has made quite some noise in Neopia ever since his discovery in the Altador Cup.

by faeriequeenoffire
20 Must Haves For Winter

Winter means a lot of things for different Neopians, but if you enjoy dressing up your pets it probably means a lot of chances to create fun wintery customizations.

Also by silly_mistake

by star138

Click Goes the (Gnorbu) Shears

Our Gnorbus are ready to greet the New Year in their glossy new manes after the shearing!

by 4g0tt3n4ng3l
Neopia's Top New Years Fashions

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a fashionista in possession of a good wardrobe, must showcase her best design on New Year's Eve.

by fireairshadow
Sticking to Those New Year's Resolutions on a Budget

As they fumble for the alarm on a dark, cold winter morning to go and do some exercise, a glance at the calendar mockingly shows that this is the month of Sleeping.

by equinewhispers
Style Guide: Aisha Day

Hear ye, hear ye come one and all to another edition of Style Guide. This week's special guest is Abigail!

by ilovezacandhsm
 
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Resolutions on a Budget



Did your pets overindulge during the Month of Giving? Are those new wearables you bought them a little too tight? On the last day of the year it is traditional for Neopians to make Resolutions for the New Year ahead, generally involving things like doing more exercise and not eating all the...



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Hidden
The jelly Shoyru flew, lightning fast, from her Neohome in the Haunted Woods to Neopia Central. She did this often. She was going to meet her best friend for lunch...

by 77thbigby

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Split
"Who are you talking to?" the Kougra asked. Instead of answering the Kougra's question, Tumori walked away quickly.

by kayixu

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Unbreakable: Part Two
"But that's absolutely mad!" another councilmember shouted. "We can't move Faerieland until we've finished rebuilding. Doesn't he remember the treaty?!"

by sporty2443

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Ruined Library: Part Seven
"I told you, he's doing it all for a good reason," she insisted, her high voice unusually sombre. "You just gotta trust him."

by aquadaika

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Completely Smart- Don't Quit your Day Job
Yo!

by ms_meepit

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How Nifty
Not so secret fear!

by kirimiso



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