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Top Five Tactics to Ensure a Place at Brightvale Uni

Increase your chances of being accepted into the most prestigious learning academy in all of Neopia.

by cotop
How to Survive the Brightvale University Dining Hall

Before you pick up those (very heavy) textbooks, there is something you should know: beware the dining hall.

by parody_ham
Sophisticated School Supplies!

It's a brand new semester at Brightvale University, and classes will be starting soon!

by indulgences
Dressing for Brightvale University

So I thought, how does a regular teacher or a student look? I tried to create both the customisations using neopoint multispecies wearable items only, giving alternatives for many pieces of clothes to meet different tastes.

by martia_elior
Take-home Notes for Final Year Students

"Time's up! Stop writing, put down your pens and check that you've written your names while waiting for your answer sheets to be collected."

by yin_yin_7
The Castle Battle

However, academics are not the only area of fierce competition. Both schools participate in a variety of sports, the most popular being Yooyuball.

by black_skull725
The Professors of BVU (as Reviewed by Students)

So, you're wondering which professor to take for next term? I don't blame you.

Also by rielcz

by flufflepuff

Brightvale University Required Reading List

A partial list of the books needed for certain majors at BVU. Classes may have different specifications.

by anti_guy
Alumni of Brightvale University

Here are a few of Brightvale University's most famous alumni, graduates who have gone on to do many great things.

by pikachu315111
Happy Neopets: Pteri Edition

I am creating a series featuring a different neopet every time, and how to entertain them. This week, we'll be talking about the Pteri.

by pixiegirl667
Professor Pachino's Pet Peeves

I am Professor Pachino, a skunk Eyrie, and I teach history here at BVU. I have come up with a list of top things that I hope I never hear from a student's mouth again.

by fhn_ladybug
Trick-or-Treating All Around Neopia

The Haunted Woods were once again this year the most popular place to celebrate Halloween in, with a massive influx of Neopets from all over Neopia, who went trick-or-treating during the spooky night. However...

by kadumy
 
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"Sunset in Brightvale" by azienskieth
Tobias opened his mouth to argue, but thought better of it. The Ixi and Grarrl reached their lecture hall, entered, and took their seats. Shortly after, their professor began to speak. "Good afternoon, class," Professor Bartles said in his droning, monotone voice. "I finished reading your papers..."




Other Stories


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Acceptance
The postman came to the house as if it were any ordinary day -- as if the fool had no idea how important a morning it was.

by phoenix_through_fire

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Sunset in Brightvale
The sun was high, the Weewoos were singing; it was a beautiful day at Brightvale University.

by azienskieth

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Worth Searching For: Part Six
Terra was beginning to wonder if the sun even existed any more.

by cosmicfire918

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Of Menaces, Hopes and Icky Space Food: Part Two
"Well, of course, otherwise someone might come and poison the food. That's why everyone must identify themselves," Tim explained, puffing up a bit with pride that he knew something his multi-mentor didn't.

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Random Oddness - Brightvale University
I've got all my textbooks!

by mistyqee

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Lousy Snowager
Sneaking...

by zanaryy



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