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||Issue: 760 | 9th day of Celebrating, Y18
|My Puny Arms Can't Even Hold an Attack Pea!My Beginners Guide to Training on a Budget!|
|A Royal InterviewToday we have a rare chance to meet with not one, not two, but three leaders of Neopia! King Hagan, Lord Darigan, and King Skarl!|
|The 10 Most Challenging NeopetsHave you ever wondered what type of pets might be the most challenging in Neopia to own? Whether you are new and looking to conquer the challenge of challenges or an old hand at Neopets who wants to tackle the unique troubles of living with a truly difficult Neopet, this list is sure to provide you some excellent ideas of pets which fit the bill|
|Month of Celebrating Winter Clothing GuidePrice guide to help you pick the best winter clothing for your neopet!|
|Altador Constellations: The Hidden PowerChaos rampaged Neopia during the last few days, as a plethora of Neopian citizens claimed that Altadorian constellations hide a deeper, hidden power. |
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|The Definitive Guide To HissiA comprehensive guide to Neopia's favorite serpentine creatures.|
|If I Won...What would you do if you happened to be browsing around Neopia, only to realize you had actually won the Neopian lottery? Scream and shout? Jump up and down, much to the delight of your pets and neighbors? Dash off to the National Neopian Bank and quickly deposit it all? |
|Attack of the Marblemen: a Trophy GuideThe purpose of this guide is to give you the strategy and information to get a trophy, specifically a gold trophy, as easily and quickly as possible. This isn't a walkthrough; there's 70 different level designs and that would be way too much. Instead of focusing on individual levels, I'm going to lay out what I did to set myself up to play for the trophy.|
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Winter Clothing Guide
Get ready for a cold winter! This NP clothing guide will help you choose the perfect clothing items especially made for your pet’s species. Handy prices are estimated to help you determine which is best for your neopet.
|The Morning Paper|
"Horeseay, listen to this, the grooming shop is having a hair stylist in their beauty salon next week for free consultations. If you decide to have it cut and styled like they recommend, it is all on sale. I have always wanted to have my hair styled by a specialist. Maybe I will get a whole new look." I went on, "what do you think?"
My name is Darius Blake, I am a shadow Draik and I think social services are stupid.
|The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part Ten|
The wall ahead of her rippled. Colly watched with horror as the mud melted and sloughed off the wall the make way for Sarabet, who didn’t even wait for the doorway to be solidified again to welcome herself inside. Mud plopped onto her head and ran down her body, but she treated it with indifference.
|Dreaming of Adventure: Part Two |
“Excuse me but are you alright?”
Ramona was stopped in her tracks looking at a Yurble and jelly Shoyru standing before her. It was the Yurble that had addressed her but they both looked concerned. Seeing them, Ramona could not hold back her pent-up emotions any longer. She told them the entire story.