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Celebrate Valentine's Day In Style

A guide to wearables, both NP and NC, for Valentine's Day!

by sychologist
Valentine's Recipes To Melt Your Heart

It's here, it's here, the most lovely day of the year! Here is a collection of my favorites for Valentine's Day.

Also by alyseth and sosuleaf

by marbear_4u

The Best Pink Gift

Here’s a friendly guide on why Meepits make great gifts, and some tips and tricks to pass on about how to care for them

Also by blackroseofwisdom

by djleclair

Top Ten Neo Smilies

Neopets has truly set the bar high for all of the internet; they have produced some epic new age Smilies.

by hectic_haley
Anti-Valentine's Day: A Holiday Guide

As everyone knows, this fourteenth day of Awakening, will be the best holiday of the year. You know what I’m talking about: it’s Anti-Valentine’s Day.

by snowfur33
Celebrating Lennies: The Underrated

As celebration commences, I believe we should all take a moment to look back through Neopia’s history and honor some of the most underrated (and often forgotten) Lennies of our time!

by butterflybandage
Our Most Inventive Habits!

I have to admit, the cleverness of my fellow players never ceases to amaze me! Inspired by the idea of inventiveness, I list the top 10 ways in which Neopets players have adapted the site to suit their selves.

by indulgences
A Very Lenny Valentine

This guide serves as a great way to give your best Neofriends one gift that counts for two holidays, save yourself some Neopoints by being as smart as a Lenny!

Also by Erai

by alienigenosidad

Charity Corner - Recap and Review

As this year's Charity Corner comes to a close at 11:59pm NST this Friday, we look back and reflect at this whirlwind of a weeklong event that caught many people off-guard after a break in 2016.

by runintherain
Sweetheart Grams Guide

One of the most exciting parts of the Valentine's Day specials are the Sweetheart Grams. This guide will dive head first into the grams, covering everything you need to know about the pink and lovely scrolls.

by nah_nah
The Top 10 Valentine's Day Spots In Neopia

Gathered in this article are our top 10 best Valentine's Day places in Neopia! These locations also double as great places to bring friends, or just to treat yourself with a night out, so even the anti-Valentine’s Day crowd might just find their new favourite spot in this list.

Also by spurstrap

by suixx

 
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"Love is Patient" by emblo93
“I’m not sure. It’s something that’s been on my mind for a bit. You read in books about love and soulmates and things like that.” I changed a glance at her and saw that her eyes were solidly focused on the beautiful, bruised sky. “Do you believe that? That there’s only one person for you in the world and that you’ll eventually be with them no matter what?” I don’t suppose I have to write that I almost had a heart attack when I heard that, but I somehow managed to stay calm enough to reply. “I think so, yeah. Like two puzzle pieces.” Alahana giggled at that. I’ve always loved her giggle, a sweet girlish thing completely at odds with her imposing physique. It’s just another part of her beauty. “Two puzzle pieces, I like that.” She was silent for a long time after that, just watching the sky shift from pink to orange to navy blue. “Love is patient, I think,” she finally said. “My dad used to say that when…when we were moving.” Again, silence. I wasn’t going to break it. “If love is out there, be patient. It’ll come if it’s meant to be.” She was done talking, then, but I stayed silent. Did I love her then? I think I did. But love was patient, and so was I. If she didn’t say anything, then neither would I. And I didn’t. And she didn’t.




Other Stories


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The Valentine’s Day Which Was Plagued by a Villain
Walda, however, had decided to stay behind—she had an idea. The other students' candy was sitting on their desks, just waiting to be eaten. Filled with avarice, she started to wolf down everyone else's chocolate, blissfully hopping from desk to desk.

by _brainchild_

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Charity Closet Cleanout
I wrote this piece in hopes of inspiring a way to use up the sheer volume of unusable PB clothing in Neopians' closets.

by claytonskitten

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Spiral: Part Six
We couldn’t possibly let you take over the world without making a comeback special. That’d be irresponsible...

by waterguardianwmr

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Nonlinear Companions: Post Meridiem: Part Three
"Someone approaches. You will not fail us, son of Kass." I was just in time to hear the faerie utter the words before The Three turned on the spot and vanished.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Happy Valentine's Day!
Featuring the beloved Weewoo and A Heartfelt Valentines Day Card

by xsugarush

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A Valentine Fit For a King!
Safety is a real concern! giant cards lead to giant paper cuts after all... or kidnappings...

by my_bento_box



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