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Shoyru Toyru!

Feeling blue about the upcoming April showers? Maybe you are a bit saddened by the idea of having to stay indoors to avoid the wet weather and you aren't really sure what to do with yourself? Fret not young Neopian!

by doglover3662
Owning Only One Pet

This confuses a lot of players, "why do they only have one pet?" There are actually many reasons for this, all unique to the player.

by fippinator
How to Get Published in the Neopian Times

This step-by-step guide will help you create awesome articles for the Neopian Times so you can get published!

by dragonsfriend1021
A Guide to Berry Bash: The Grandest Bogen of All

Mystery Island has recently opened up a restaurant and needs the help of Rufus, the Grand Bogen, to make sure it's a big success.

by faeriequeenoffire
The Kadoatery: How to Time Keep

You know those wonderful people that keep track of the times on the Kadoatery boards? Well we are here to teach you just that! You will be a timekeeping pro in no time at all!

Also by vltra_svr

by djleclair

Book Shops Of Neopia

Even if your pet excels in brawn over brains, keeping them well rounded in all aspects will help them succeed. Let's get into where you can find these books

by katietease
Lutari Retirement- Paradise or Hard work?

Have you ever wondered what retirement actually consists of? Lutaris can’t possibly just disappear into an endless void? Can it? Well worry no more, here at the Neopian times we’ve investigated all over Neopia to figure out exactly what happens what a Lutari does in order to avoid the clutches of Dr_death.

Also by ilovemykitties12 and hermionemagi

by yashasvika

Beginner's Guide to Font-Making, #2!

Hello again! My name is Aya and I’m back to tell you even more tips and tricks to get the font you want on the Neoboards.

by ayakae
Neopia’s Best and Worst Dressed Cybunnies!

*This does not denote Miss Prickles’ personal preference towards or against any listed or non-listed Cybunny*

by spukl1
NEOPIA’S TOP 10 CYBUNNY THEMED ITEMS

This week, or more specifically, on the 27th day of the Month of Eating, we celebrate Cybunny Day. It’s that one special day of year where everyone on Neopia takes a moment to come together and appreciate the companionship of those lovely pets that we call Cybunnies.

Also by dragondancer007

by mazaii_3

Kolorful Kougras: Neopia's Top Fifteen Varieties

I am here to honor this underrated species by recommending the top fifteen Kougra colors out of all the choices that exist.

by _brainchild_
 
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"Pretty Kitty and Me: The Best Petpet Ever" by pandacat838
I suppose you can say that Jenn wasn’t initially drawn to the idea, having spent a Neopoint too many, in feeding a good 250 Kadoaties (she says that she gets a nice trophy for her efforts and she’s up to 265 now, not 250, but I really didn’t see the point). After a lot of convincing and a little dragging of feet, Jenn and I finally made our way to our local petpet shop, where a friendly Usul greeted us at the door (who was much nicer than the grouch in charge of maintaining the Kadoatery, I might add). “Well, I suppose you can show me what you have in stock,” I heard Jenn say behind me, high-pitched voice and all as she followed the petpet shopkeeper around on a mini-tour. Oh wait, I thought I was going to be the one deciding, not her! Racing ahead as fast as my pea chia legs could manage, I stumbled around, peeking into the cages with widened eyes until I heard a soft purr, a friendly face that I was more than familiar with, after Jenn’s many trips to the Kadoatery. She was perfect, and would save Jenn any future trips, since I was sure she had more Happy Anniversary Neggs just waiting to be fed at home! Besides, having fed so many of them, wouldn’t Jenn also like to have a new petpet to call her own (or well, my own, but what’s her’s is mine, and what’s mine is….sometimes hers, if she asks politely and I’m in a good mood at the time). “This one, this one!” I squealed with excitement as Jenn came over to join me, albeit with a bit of a skeptical look on her face, heightened when she stood on tippy-toes and began to read the display. “Name, Pretty Kitty,” she told me.




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Pretty Kitty and Me: The Best Petpet Ever!
Besides, having fed so many of them, wouldn’t Jenn also like to have a new petpet to call her own (or well, my own, but what’s her’s is mine, and what’s mine is….sometimes hers, if she asks politely and I’m in a good mood at the time).

by pandacat838

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A Night at the Kadoatery
I noted, pointing across the street to a small building that was shaped like a box. A large Kadoatie statue was sitting on the roof contentedly. “It’s called the Kadoatery,”

by butterfly7672

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Vanished: Part Four
I didn't like going anywhere that involved going under Neopia's surface. Whether it was a cave, a catacomb, even underground tunnels, I preferred to stay out of them. Let me just say that I haven't had the best experiences with these places.

by chasing_stars44

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Two
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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In Celebration of Cybunnies
It's Cybunny Day!

by loraloral24

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What is he thinking about?
Probably nothing so glamorous.

by arijuka



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