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|What NOT to Wear to the Altador GamesP.S. Go Team Maraqua! |
|A Guide to Snow RollerKeep in mind that with a little practice and a few tips, you have a decent chance of earning a trophy!
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|Restaurant Critic, Vol. 1Everyone wants to become a Restaurant Critic! But very few true food lovers achieve their dream and make a name for themselves while doing what they enjoy most; eating! |
|How to Become (Or Avoid Becoming) an Ultra PackratThere comes a point in every avatar collector’s life that they decide to go through the onerous task of stockpiling items for the Packrat avatar.|
|Dung-Give-Up-Hope: Tips for Finding the Dung FaerieThe Dung Faerie is as real as you or me, although extremely difficult to spot. Here I will offer a basic lesson in Dung Faerie hunting, AKA finding and photographing. |
|An Interview with the Obsidian Quarry ShoyruWhat secrets lie beneath the surface of Neopia, waiting to be unearthed? I decided to track down this mysterious Shoyru to investigate. |
|Cinnamon!Just another plug for "cinnamon hearts" to be created as an item! Thanks for all you do for Neopia!|
|Where to Eat Neopia Restaurants are categorized according to destination and include price points, the most popular entrees, and vegetarian options. Let the eating begin!|
|Character Re-Introductions: Chadley This time I'm interviewing the Zafara with a dreamy smile and former Game Master who hosted this year’s Daily Dare: Chadrick Woolsworth Tuffington IV, better known as just Chadley.|
|The Keeping and Caring of Candy PetsWhether you own a Candy pet already, or are waiting for your favorite species to receive this new paint job, here are some tips for the proper care of a Candy Neopet.|
|Tyrannian Dress UpTyrannian Victory Day is upon us and it is a wonderful day to celebrate the end of one of the darkest marks in Tyrannia's tumultuous history. |
|Respecting Tyrannian CultureTyrannian Victory Day is just around the corner, which makes it the perfect time to consider how each of us is influenced by the Tyrannian lifestyle. |
|Top 10 Omelettes from TyranniaLet's talk about omelettes...|
|A Trip to Tyrannian PlateauIn honor of the upcoming Tyrannian Victory Day, I decided to venture into the Plateau to experience the culture, the tastes, and the sites of Tyrannia.|
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"Eliv Thade. Wasn't Always a Bad Guy. ...Right?" by almightynyx
"You know, I bet Eliv Thade isn’t even that bad of a guy.”
Schyff, a blue Hissi, choked on the ghost pizza slice he was happily eating moments prior, however that may be possible. After a bit of hacking and coughing, he shot a confused look at the red Xweetok.
“Yottir, are you crazy? The guy’s gone mad. No Neopet I’ve ever met knows what he was like when he was normal. If he ever was.”
Yottir frowned and poked unhappily at his eyeball custard. After a sigh, he mumbled in argument, “But I’m sure he was just an innocent Kacheek before. I mean look how sweet those things are! They wouldn’t hurt a fly. They chase butterflies for crying out loud.”
Schyff rolled his eyes. “Well if you’re so sure about that, why don’t you just go and ask him? It’s not like he ever lets his guests leave.” The Hissi began to chuckle at his own joke, but the strange look the Xweetok was giving him nearly made him choke on his own laugh. “Don’t even think abou—“
“You know that’s not a bad idea. Maybe I will!” Yottir jumped up from the table nearly knocking over his custard, catching it just in the nick of time. An eyeball from it, however, rolled out onto the table. He frowned at it in mere disappointment for a moment (for that was always his favourite part) before looking back up to Schyff. “If no one else knows, maybe I could find out. He could just be lonely in there, that’s why he doesn’t let people leave!”
“Are you CRAZY? Mom would never allow that! If I were to let you go she’d probably send me to the pound.” At this point Schyff was also getting out of his chair, though not without finishing off his pizza slice.
“Well she doesn’t have to know. And you’re not stopping me, I’m going whether you like it or not."
|A Day at the Trading Post|
On any given day there are thousands of Neopets and There owners searching for that one perfect item at the trading post. What do your Neopets do after they wander off to explore on their own. Do they browse looking at every glorious object; Weighing every glorious purchase.