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The Most Fashionable Neopians: Virtupets Edition

I spent some time parading around and seeing who wore what, and now I am back to report the Best and Worst Dressed in and around the Virtupets Space Station.

by spukl1
ACA: Altador Cup Addictions

During the last year’s Altador Cup, we received an alarmingly high number of patients, suffering from severe cases of Altador Cup Addiction.

by water_park1993
Top 10 Thoughts While Playing Meerca Chase II

How on earth am I going to get 1250 points?!

Also by dissiechrissie

by applebella

Kelp: Worth the Price?

Is the hype surrounding Maraqua warranted? Is this restaurant actually the best restaurant in Maraqua … and is it worth the cost?

by butterflybandage
Avatar Guide: Mutant Graveyard of Doom II

At the end of year 6, we saw the demise of a classic game: Mutant Graveyard of Doom. However, its sequel, Mutant Graveyard of Doom II more than makes up for the void left behind.

by hectic_haley
What I learned from 100 games of Pyramids

Thoughts and tips on everyones' favourite card game

by _lozza
Tea-licious: A Guide to Neopia’s Fine Teas

If you’re tired of drinking your usual Chamomile or Earl Grey Tea, go pack a suitcase and get sipping!

by panda_girl555
Guide on How to be Fabulous

Do you want to get your Neopet looking their best?

Also by sweetpuppyrose

by grimmbones7

Mighty, Mighty Moehog: Judge Hog

With Moehog Day being celebrated this month, I wanted to take a look at the species as well as sit down with perhaps the most famous Moehog of them all: Judge Hog.

by auraphic
Where to Stay Altador

If your team loses, why not lose in luxury?

by itsmeganduhx
10 Awesome Ways to Prepare for the Altador Cup

Here are 10 awesome ways to prepare for this year's very anticipated Altador Cup!

by minkpink
Dear Fippinator: Altador Cup Edition!

Now that the Daily Dare is over, I thought I'd return once again to dole out some more highly sought after tips and tracks.

by fippinator
Moehog Day Festivities

Moehogs get all the glory every year on the 14th day of Hunting!

by brodysseus
Erick Yoolander: Neopia's #1 Yooyu Model

We are interviewing The Yooyu who is THE FACE of the Altador Yooyu balls, as well as many other Yooyu themed items in general.

by timesamyth
A Look Into Altador Cup Rivalries

A new year brings a resurgence of team unity and enthusiasm back to the stadium. Fans representing eighteen different teams will vie to have their cheers heard the loudest. This perennial show of camaraderie and sportsmanship is truly a sight to behold – however, a side effect of this enthusiasm is the formation of some deeply-held rivalries between teams.

by saintmotel
 
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"Happy Little Usul" by miliane085
Nobody would chat and speculate with me about Hannah, nobody cared about the things I liked. I couldn’t blame them, though. There was nothing special about me, nothing to make me interesting. I had always been a small, green Kacheek, not a dashing Usul like Hannah. Oh, what would I give to be cool like her… Lianna had never understood my admiration of her, but then again she was amazing like Hannah her self. As long as I had known her, she had had a beautiful pastel-coloured fur, befitting a cute, artistic girl like her. I don’t know how she did it, but despite being a mere Kacheek like me, she managed to shine on her own. Everyone liked her, and even though she was part of the cool crowd at our school she was genuinely nice to everyone. Mom had been so happy when she came home with her from the Pound. I was content to stay in her shadow. At least back then I was. I had always been a bit shy and making friends was really hard for me. I didn’t have that many people to talk to. I shambled to the kitchen where mom was making tea. She smiled when she saw me. “Would you like a cup, too?” “Yes please,” I said half-heartedly. She frowned. “Is everything okay?” I sat silently, and took a sip. I had to fight back tears, and the hot liquid that filled my stomach didn’t make it any easier. “I don’t know…” I sighed again. “It’s just… I would like to be noticed sometimes.” Mom put her hand over mine. “Who do you want to notice you?” she smiled softly. “I don’t know… Anyone!” I exclaimed. “Why can’t I be more like… like Hannah!”




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The Curious Case of the Airborne Flatbread
“Your pizza has arrived, sire.”

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Happy Little Usul
My sister, Lianna, always said that to me whenever I tried to talk to her about Hannah. I mean, Hannah was amazing! She was everything I was not...

by miliane085

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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Five
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

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Kookie Neopians - Episode One: Chia Snacks
Make sure you treat your Neopets to a cup of borovan every once in a while!

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Jokes
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by osaaru



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