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The Most Fashionable Neopians: Virtupets Edition

I spent some time parading around and seeing who wore what, and now I am back to report the Best and Worst Dressed in and around the Virtupets Space Station.

by spukl1
ACA: Altador Cup Addictions

During the last year’s Altador Cup, we received an alarmingly high number of patients, suffering from severe cases of Altador Cup Addiction.

by water_park1993
Top 10 Thoughts While Playing Meerca Chase II

How on earth am I going to get 1250 points?!

Also by dissiechrissie

by applebella

Kelp: Worth the Price?

Is the hype surrounding Maraqua warranted? Is this restaurant actually the best restaurant in Maraqua … and is it worth the cost?

by butterflybandage
Avatar Guide: Mutant Graveyard of Doom II

At the end of year 6, we saw the demise of a classic game: Mutant Graveyard of Doom. However, its sequel, Mutant Graveyard of Doom II more than makes up for the void left behind.

by hectic_haley
What I learned from 100 games of Pyramids

Thoughts and tips on everyones' favourite card game

by _lozza
Tea-licious: A Guide to Neopia’s Fine Teas

If you’re tired of drinking your usual Chamomile or Earl Grey Tea, go pack a suitcase and get sipping!

by panda_girl555
Guide on How to be Fabulous

Do you want to get your Neopet looking their best?

Also by sweetpuppyrose

by grimmbones7

Mighty, Mighty Moehog: Judge Hog

With Moehog Day being celebrated this month, I wanted to take a look at the species as well as sit down with perhaps the most famous Moehog of them all: Judge Hog.

by auraphic
Where to Stay Altador

If your team loses, why not lose in luxury?

by itsmeganduhx
10 Awesome Ways to Prepare for the Altador Cup

Here are 10 awesome ways to prepare for this year's very anticipated Altador Cup!

by minkpink
Dear Fippinator: Altador Cup Edition!

Now that the Daily Dare is over, I thought I'd return once again to dole out some more highly sought after tips and tracks.

by fippinator
Moehog Day Festivities

Moehogs get all the glory every year on the 14th day of Hunting!

by brodysseus
Erick Yoolander: Neopia's #1 Yooyu Model

We are interviewing The Yooyu who is THE FACE of the Altador Yooyu balls, as well as many other Yooyu themed items in general.

by timesamyth
A Look Into Altador Cup Rivalries

A new year brings a resurgence of team unity and enthusiasm back to the stadium. Fans representing eighteen different teams will vie to have their cheers heard the loudest. This perennial show of camaraderie and sportsmanship is truly a sight to behold – however, a side effect of this enthusiasm is the formation of some deeply-held rivalries between teams.

by saintmotel
 
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"The Curious Case of the Airborne Flatbread" by cosmicfire918
"Your pizza has arrived, sire.” King Jazan looked up from the scroll he was reading. In the doorway stood a Nimmo guard, holding a flat, square cardboard box. The king of Qasala rose to his feet with a grin. “Ah, excellent!” he said, reaching for the box. “Thank you. This will complete Nabile’s and my evening of card games quite nicely. Nabile!” he called over his shoulder. “Pizza’s here!” “Great!” Nabile replied from the other room, where she was looking for their deck of cards. Jazan’s mouth watered as he lifted the lid of the pizza box, eager to enjoy each cheesy slice. Suddenly, however, a pungent odour wafted out of the box and into his face, making his nose wrinkle. It smelled like— His eyes widened in horror. “Oh, bother,” he said with a frown. “They messed up and added mushrooms.” He hated mushrooms. “You could just pick them off, sire,” the Nimmo suggested. “It’s too late,” Jazan sighed. “Their taste leaks into the cheese and ruins the whole pizza.” “Would you like me to find the delivery-Blumaroo for you, Your Majesty?” the guard asked. “I’m sure he can’t have gone too far.” Jazan held out a hand. “No, no. I’m a sorcerer—I can certainly solve a problem as petty as the wrong pizza topping.” He strode over to the table and set down the offending food, grimacing at the overpowering stench of mushrooms. “It’s nothing a simple curse can’t take care of. Observe.”




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Haunted Woods Hero: Part Five
Varicose quests through The Haunted Woods to save his friend, Hugo. What wouldn't this MSPP do to get him back?

by lily_death

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What A Coincidence
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by jjensen688

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by osaaru



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