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Ease the Transition for Your Newly Adopted Pet

Thanks to the addition of an extra pet slot for all users, it seems like more pets than ever are being adopted!

by kayahtik
31 Gift Ideas to Celebrate the Month of Celebrating

The Month of Celebrating is the best month of the year, when everyone gets together and celebrates the best that Neopia has to offer! I’ve collated 31 excellent and affordable gift ideas that show the spirit of the month to your friends for every single day.

by oxbridge_united
Nimmo's Pond Walkthrough

Nimmo’s Pond. We all know it—that random, frustrating game that results in you spinning wildly out of control, screaming nonsense to the sky as you’re smashing your keyboard, wondering where your life went wrong.

by butterflybandage
The Advent Calendar: Neopia's Largest Celebration

These adventurous citizens are hoping to be one of the many in line for Terror Mountain’s 19th annual Advent Calendar.

by gooberandbubs
The Month of Celebrating: The Coffee Cave Top 10

It's this time of year that Neopians travel from far and wide to the Coffee Cave in Roo Island. You can take your order to go, or you can sit by the roaring fire place to discuss the current goings on in Mystery Island...

by princess__neo277
Your Guide To Holiday Brucicles

No holiday party is complete without a giant spread of incredible savory pies, hot cups of Borovan, and a tray of sweet cookies and pastries. But it is crucial that we don’t forget one of the most amazing sweets to come out of Terror Mountain: Brucicles!

by randmar
7 Borovan-Flavoured Desserts You Need To Try This!

Every winter, as the frost starts to descend and the days start to dwindle, Neopians everywhere begin to look forward to that most magical of days.

by plasticrose
Hidden Gems in Old Maraqua's Murky Waters

Neopia has finally entered the Month of Celebrating, December! It’s time that we get into the holiday spirit, decorate houses and roads, bake delicious treats, get gifts for our beloved ones and most importantly, have fun...

by loumina28
 
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"7 Days at the Neolodge" by lonely_love
An excerpt from Chaet’s Diary. Day 1: The month of storing; November 13th (12:17pm) I cannot believe I am stuck at the Neolodge for the next 7 days! When I said we should all go on an exciting adventure, a trip to the Grand Neopian Lodge was not what I had in mind! I know we are here because of the 65 hour seasonal discount but ugh! Now all of us are here for a full week. Honestly this is the worst. I could be out flying around Kreludor or sneaking into Smugglers Cove or even backpacking trying to find Jelly World. But no! Instead I am here in Neopia Central aka the most boring place in Neopia. At least we got checked into AstroVilla Hotel which I have heard great things about. I mean it is the most expensive deluxe hotel and has 5 star rating so it should be decent enough. I got to choose whatever add-on I wanted but I was only allowed to pick three. So I went for the Swimming pool, Burger Bar and Grooming service. I decided if I was not going to be out enjoying myself, I might as well be inside pampering myself. Same day but later (5:20pm) OMG! You would not believe who I just saw. I was on my way to my grooming appointment when I saw him. IT WAS ARISTOTLE A. AVINROO! But what was he doing here? I guess it was almost that time of the year again. Nonetheless it was surreal to see a celebrity here in the Neolodge! I guess this is where the important neopians stay huh. I hope I get to meet more. Perhaps this Neolodge idea thing isn’t so bad after all. But I am still craving something interesting. I mean it is nice to chill and all but there is just no excitement. Day 2: The month of storing; November 14th (1:25pm) I went for lunch at the Burger Bar with Eithers, my sibling who is a Baby Kougra, and we had the most delicious kelp burger ever! Since reading the Neopian’s Guide to Kelp article, I was dying to try out some kelp dishes and the burger was a-ma-zing and that isn’t even the best part! I thought Aristotle would be the only celebrity I would encounter at AstroVilla BUT THE BETTER THAN YOU HOST WAS ALSO THERE! Okay minor side note but, does anyone know what the Better Than You Host Kyrii’s name is? Does he even have one?




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