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The Fastest Way To Lose Your Money!

We all work hard here on Neopets, whether it is by spending day and night restocking or running out fingers raw playing flash game after flash game. It seems like almost everyone is on a quest to get rich, and to get rich quick, but what can you even do when you have it all?

Also by beanlein and hawkydreamerz

by imcatcrazy11

Random Events That Are Subtly Horrific...

"Ohhh, how cute. It seems one of your Petpets has got a Petpetpet in it's mouth. Wait a minute, that's just a leg!"

by indulgences
7 Facts About the Queen of Altador

Ever wanted to know about the queen of Altador? Well this article is for you!

by trishabeakens
How to be a millionaire without restocking

For people with no patience or skill — to restock, but who can’t just sit and wait the bank to give profit, I’ll share my experience as a reseller and show your possible best path.

by lynx_malin
Opinion - Is Queen Fyora an effective ruler?

In the wake of the many issues that have impacted Faerieland, some in the kingdom have openly questioned whether Queen Fyora is an effective ruler anymore. While many still admire Queen Fyora's ability to rule with a gentle hand and her perseverance through all the difficulties, there are voices of doubt that have gotten much louder lately.

by black_skull725
A Guide to the Deserted Fairground

At the back of the Haunted Woods, there is the Deserted Fairground that offers a variety of spooky foods, shops, and carnival games. Your Neopets can try their skill and luck and try to win exclusive prizes, large jackpots, and even secret avatars!

by k3l26
Buzzer Game Trophy Guide

The Buzzer Game has to be one of the most overlooked games on Neopets.

by dark_rose_15
 
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Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Kacheek



Neopets boasts well over 50 Neopets, and with a new pet slot many may be considering what they want as the newest addition to their Neopets family. The amount of variety Neopets offers brings quite a lot of choices to all, however did you ever hear about the best? It is none other than the Kacheek! With this article, I hope to show you all of the reasons why you should adopt one today for your account! These 7 reasons should convince you on why you should adopt one today, as Kacheeks are without a doubt one of the coolest pets in Neopia! 1. First off, they’re shy little critters! Having a Kacheek means understanding their personality, and they can often be quite scared during first encounters. It is recommended that you take your time when introducing them to their new Neohome, as it can all be very overwhelming! Patience is always key, but their personality will shine with proper care and time.



Other Stories


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Little Grey Bori
Little Grey Bori loses his owner.

by heysarahkate

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A New Addition
This is a story based on my growng new Neopet family

by fantasy_star541

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Tales of the Plot: Lost Desert Plot
"Are ya done yet, Pepper?"

by triarthrus_eatoni

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The Whispering Wail Sword:Part Two
Someone had cornered Talzadon with a weapon. “Hey! I know you!”

by purplehopper

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Keep Your Brain in Shape (Bear in Mind)
... wrong definition.

Also by minnesotan

by rooftopchicken


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Can I borrow that?
Sometimes being a ghost has its perks, sometimes it has its drawbacks.

by nukeloop



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