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On Foot: A Guide to the Hiking Trails of Neopia

Neopia is a diverse world, with a range of different environments to explore and experience. In this article, I will reveal two of my favourite hikes in Neopia!

by kingfisherblue33
Staying Ready For Emergencies

Emergencies can strike at any time and it is a good idea to be as prepared as possible. You always want to have a security stash deep in your security deposit box just in case the worst happens, like your pet losing all their HP in the battledome or a bad zap of the lab ray.

by parshew
Collectors of Neopia: An Introduction

As the leaves on Neopia’s trees turn from green to those gorgeous autumnal oranges and reds we’ve come to know and love, it might be important to remember what the month is about.

also written by breakeven

by tsiegred

Wonderful Winter Getaways

With the year slowly drawing to a close and the days getting colder and darker, you may be wanting to grab a sneaky holiday before the Day of Giving. Here are our top picks for winter destinations, sure to suit everyone, and a guide of the best bits that you shouldn’t miss seeing and doing in each location.

by smilingpony
Gross Foods That Aren't as Gross as You Think

You know there are a lot of food items in Neopia - some great and some...well not so great. In fact, they have their own category called "gross foods", but looking through the list, are they really as gross as their name implies? In this list we wanted to focus on gross food items that we actually wouldn't mind trying out.

Also by venom_creep

by yzhen_121993

The Best Neopian Annual Events!!

On Neopets there are a lot of events and opportunities that come around approximately once per year, and if you blink you might miss it.

by fat_hungry_chicken
Which Avatar Are You? Updated Edition

So many wonderful new avatars have been released since then, so I think it’s time for a new quiz to celebrate all of our new avatar choices.

by painted_dreams87
 
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"Tsarki and the Art of Pest Management" by peirigill
Tsarki awakened with a jolt. Two enormous eyes and a giant, slobbering maw completely filled her field of vision. Giggling, she grabbed the monstrous form and lifted it into the shaft of morning light creeping through the thatched window. No longer an inch from her face, the “monster” appeared properly as a cute little Slorg. She bumped her dark snout affectionately against its mucousy forehead, then gently dropped it into a tray of wheatgrass on her nightstand. I was prepared for you, she thought with satisfaction. Slorgs were not uncommon here near the Berkshire Glen, on the outskirts of the Haunted Woods, where spooky trees gave way to shady meadows and spooky petpets of all sorts thrived. Tsarki knew she was in danger of becoming a “crazy Kadoatie lady” - or in her case, perhaps, a crazy Meowclops lady - but she just couldn’t help setting up feeders for the local critters. It made them so happy. Besides, it kept them out of the plants and mosses and mushrooms she used for potion-making, her literal cottage industry. Still, it was uncommon for a Slorg to get right in her face like that. Perhaps it was especially hungry, or just lost?




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The Heist
The two had lost track of time hours ago, but it must be nearing dawn by now — a dangerous time for thieves.

Also by jinxthebadluckgirl!!

by werelupecookies


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Tsarki and the Art of Pest Management
Well-meaning evil is the worst kind.

Co-written by solsticesprite

by peirigill


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Petpetpet Wars:Part Five
Blades of grass scratched across Finnegan's face as the Beekadoodle crashed to the ground. He was thrown clear of the saddle and impacted hard against a nearby rock.

by herdygerdy

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The Heart of Spring:Part Two
The magic of seasons is in more danger than anyone realises...

by ketchup547

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Potatolicious
Don't question it just embrace it.

by _gizmo_stern_

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Island Unpreparedness
Living in Terror Mountain your whole life makes you very unprepared during your occasional island visit to see family.

by bobtehcat1



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