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Style Guide for Xweetoks

Look, we all know how hard it can be to put together the perfect outfit. Sometimes you spend hours going over seemingly endless options, only to put the entire ensemble on and discover that it’s entirely too much pink, and not in a cute Usuki way either. In celebration of Xweetok Day, I have decided to take a look at some of the complete Xweetok outfits available for those of us who want our pets to look put-together without the hassle of picking each individual piece separately. For those who don’t have the time or energy to start from scratch, this one is for you!

by alissiee
8 Books For An Autumn Evening

I love taking this time of year to sit outside with a blanket on, a hot cup of tea, and read my favorite books. I'm sure your Neopets would enjoy the same! Books are always incredible, they transport you to another world and let you live a whole life of adventure without having to get up off your chair.

by parshew
Being Devoted to One Species: It's a Good Thing!

So, is it a good thing to just be devoted to one species? I personally say yes and I will list the ways that it is a good thing.

by princessdiva7737
Celebrate Your Way Around Neopia

Ahh, the holiday season in Neopia… Holly branches, hot borovan, icicles glimmering in the low winter sun, asparag- I mean, mistletoe - hanging from the doorframes to catch you by surprise… Who can resist the joy found in the cold snow and the warm fireplace? Or cuddling with the fuzziest Vandagyre you know? We build life-size snowmen and dominate a friendly neighborhood snowball fight, we go shopping for scarves and coats and hats to find a whole new winter wonderland wardrobe… it’s inevitable. It’s the norm

by invalid
Ice Cream Machine flavors ranked worst to best

I have very strong opinions on how good ice cream flavors are. And I couldn’t help while playing Ice Cream Machine to think about the taste of each individual levels flavor. I’ve taken the time to rank them from my least favorite up to my favorite. You may have your own opinions, but my rankings are sound. So here we go.

by imbitter
The History of the Games Master Challenges

Hello again, my fellow Neopians! Over this past week, we have been reintroduced to one of Neopia’s greatest and mostly anticipated events: the Games Masters Challenge! As it has been happening in every November over the past few years, in order to be a part of the challenge, you have to choose between two teams and, for this year, it is Knights vs. Raiders! Today, I’m not here to argue about which team is up for the win, but to tell the history of past Games Masters Challenges, ever since the first edition.

by rafa_potter
4 Borovan Day Recipe Ideas That Are Not JUST Borovan

Never show up empty-handed to a Borovan Day party again. Go ahead and get your borovan on!

by _espy_
 
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"The Brave Little Coconut" by unfogging
Hi! My name’s Jekkoh, but you can call me Jekk for short. I know what you might be thinking. Did that coconut just talk to me? Yup, I did! You see, I’m not just a regular coconut. I’m a coconut JubJub! I can do all the things a regular JubJub can do, despite my edible appearance. (Please don’t try to eat me, by the way.) Like most JubJubs, I enjoy singing, dancing, rolling around, and just being adorable in general. I’ve earned the nickname “The Chatty Coconut” on Mystery Island due to the fact that I will talk to anybody about anything. But being a coconut isn’t the only thing that makes me special. I’m also special because I am brave. Want to know why? I have a story for you. It was evening time, and the sun was setting over the ocean. My best friend, Kai, and I had just finished a game of beach volleyball. As usual, I had won, and was bragging to Kai just a bit. He was pulling a sour but still good-natured face and mumbling about how he would “get me next time.” Kai, a red Mynci, had been my best friend for as long as I could remember. Suddenly, our friend Lily ran up to us. Lily is an island Xweetok who always has flowers tied into her fur and a smile on her face. “Kai, Jekk, we have a problem!” she said, panting. Her face was red and sweaty, as if she had been running for a while.




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The Brave Little Coconut
Hi! My name’s Jekkoh, but you can call me Jekk for short.

by unfogging

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Stowaway
“Have you no shame?”

by goldmoon_

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Zur’s Zombie Roomate:Part Three
Noon eventually turned to evening, and the time for Ex’s dinner party had arrived.

by skittleskit09

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The Heart of Spring:Part Four
“Go! Everybody out!”

by ketchup547

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Surprise!
everyone has a soft side...

by hamster_z

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Confusion With Avatars
hold on...

by loumina28



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