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Coming out on top at Krawps

"Underneath the Golden Dubloon restaurant is a dingy, small little room used solely for gambling. Only one game is played - Krawps, possibly the most confusing game ever to hit the shores of Krawk Island, or, well.. the whole of Neopia for that matter.

by krawkedattitude
A Deep Dive Into Maraquan History

To many people, Maraqua is a mysterious land that exists deep under the sea, home to many aquatic neopets and a rich history.

by smoothie_king_xiii
A Guide to Destruct-O-Match III

I have been playing Destruct-O-Match for years, and it's one of my favourite games so I have compiled a few tips to getting the avatar/trophy you're going for.

by jotty346
Top 15 Gross Foods

EWWW! dont eat these!

by coldblanket
Kadoatie Feeding on a Budget

If you’ve ever walked into the kadoatery and only saw Kadoaties (henceforth referred to as “kads”) asking for Kadoatie Biscuits or Containers of Purple Liquid and thought that kads exclusively demand gourmets, it’s time to think again.

Also by jessica4828w and quigglypook

by yzhen_121993

How to work smarter, according to the busiest Neopia

Does Illusen turn into a panicked mess when her glade gets overcrowded by questers? Does King Hagan turn soup-brained when he listens to random (and sometimes, wacky) bites of wisdom for a whole day? You’ll have to read on to find out, but it’s not too hard to imagine that these Neopians are like us when workloads become too heavy.

by fyora_fyora__33
Foods With A Smiling Face

There are so many delicious and nutritious foods to be found in Neopia! Faerieland has incredibly light and airy delicacies, the Haunted Woods have their own brand of spooky surprises, Maraqua has some of the best food at their famous restaurant Kelp. There is no shortage of good food to be found.

by parshew
 
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"Laurel" by applefaerie99
Laurel the Grey Yurble woke up, dazed and confused, lying on the cold dirt ground in front of a farmhouse in Meridell, not knowing who she was, where she was, where she was from, or what had happened. The first Neopian she saw was a big White Skeith who introduced himself as Charley. Charley could eat so much that anyone watching would think he would explode. Laurel explained her situation to Charley. Charley said he would give Laurel a tour of Meridell and maybe something would jog her memory. The first stop was extreme potato counter. Laurel felt dizzy after watching the potatoes and slipped on a trail of slime. Charley explained that was from the Slorgs that lived there. The two entered Meri Acres pick your own and ended up with a sniddberry, purple felberry, a pile of dung, a bit of barbed wire, and a pusberry. Laurels' stomach growled and Laurel and Charley shared the three berries. The next stop was the rubbish dump, which was a good thing because Laurel had no idea what she was to do with the pile of dung and barbed wire. They didn't stay long because the smell was overwhelming.




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A Sister’s Feud
Long ago, before the world as we know it now, there lived two faerie sisters who were very close. Long ago, their parents were taken by Dr. Sloth to be kept as slaves and forced to work in his laboratory for all of eternity. All the sisters had in the world was each other and they bonded in their isolation. Their names were Jhudora and Illusen.

by katieneo_211

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The First Light of Neopia - Part Two
Chapter Two - The Leader of the New World

Collaboration with wtmoof

by steve_km


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Isolde and the Faerie Statue:Part Five
Isolde woke up to the sound of softly gurgling water. She was having another dream. However, in this one, she woke up not in the forest, but in Faerie City. Stranger still, the city was in the clouds! She’d never seen Faerieland like this before.

also written by anachronisms

by tsiegred


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Shadow Play:Part Eight
Terra stiffened—she trusted Blynn, but of course there was that split second of panic as the owner feared the worst anyway. She was not very good at not worrying.

by cosmicfire918

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Spot the Difference Edition #11
Can you find the 10 differences?

Also by fizztop and fyrion.

by not_sporty


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The Negg Dust Nuisance
very bad idea...

by _brainchild_



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