|Stand behind yer sheriff
||Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8
|Princess TroublesWould you like to play Kiss the Mortog?|
|Shoyru Squadron: Agents of FaerieThe Draco Debacle Part 15 (Epilogue)|
|Qnde & Szoo: "Feed Balthazar"A new game, or something?|
|Kaddie Says...Yay! My first feed!|
|Pint-SizedEmsohl attends her first Altador Cup game...|
|The Neo397sHeh, heh.... |
|Toilet TroublesBased on true happenings, sorta...|
|Oops!Are you sure this is safe...?
Also by niatup
|Coffee House MadnessThat poor Coffee Shop shopkeeper thought she had seen every kind of customer, until she met this one.|
|Only in Neopia...50,000 volts of sheer fun!|
|One of a KindWhat'cha get for lunch?|
|Flapdoodle: Altador Plot SpecialAn explosion is its own reward.|
|The Near SideI hate blackouts.|
|Little OrbyUh oh.|
|At the Altador Cup Sign-in Tent #2Stupid gravity...|
|BD Cup... Second RoundI've got it!|
|SO EVILAAAAA!! Kuryry, YOU'RE SO EVIL!!!! O_o|
Art by pinkcharli
|Warning!This product may contain traces of asparagus.
Also by rosabellk
|Plushie Palace PandemoniumThe day that Shaye plushies went on sale.|
|The Reason Behind ItYou mightn't have noticed it, but Lupes get the limelight in plots. Maybe there's a good reason.
|Florg's R.99Wait a second!|
|Brothers'n'Sister: Malbod the LupeHe liked playing with petpets, too.|
|Sanity Obsolete RevivedWhy they used Myncies for a volleyball game...
Art by imogenweasley
|Altador Cup Madness!Who said Geraptiku never had a team...|
|Just Our LuckMake sure you know what kind of line you're entering...
Also by syko_skwerl
|Beans On ToastEver seen it rain Yooyu balls and wondered why?|
|A Stock Broker's Best FriendSome of us just care way too much about our Neopoints.... MUAHAAHAHHA!
|UnhingedPart 2 of 2: Sewage Surfer|
|Kawaii - A Walk in the ParkStupid banana peel...|
|PleaseSPIN, SPIN, SPIIIN!!!|
|Fly Ice Cream?... Ewww!Some flavors were just never meant to exist...|
|Title Goes HereOh, like it hasn't happened to you before...|
|SpookyShould've brought a telescope...|
|What's for Dinner?Mmm... Cement.|
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"The Nobody" by _g_i_n_n_y_w_
He was a nobody. He must've been a somebody once, but for as long as anyone could remember, he had been a nobody. He had been sitting on the street corner, playing his violin for so long, he had become part of the scenery; a landmark you simply accepted and were so used to seeing, you didn't really notice it anymore...
|Captain of the Ship|
The blue Kacheek's eyes were filled with longing as he looked: the
rippled light on the water, the waves swelling over one another, racing to get
to shore first...
My gaze, as red at that final patch of scarlet
light, swerves to a tiny blue planet called Neopia. Its surface is draped with
rolling, curling coils of clouds, and its azure seas sparkle with light...
|The Completely Brief Comprehensive History of Neopia|
Please, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late!
My research has brought me down to the core of this wholesome sphere, and it is here that I must tell you this information...
Ixi originated in Meridell, and can now but found far and wide
all over Neopia. With their soft, shimmering fur and adorable, miniature horns,
it’s no wonder...
|True Sisters: Part One|
I brushed off my feathers and looked around.
The attic was very old; you could see that just by looking at the floor. It
was worn smooth from years of tiny feet running, chairs scuffing, and brooms
|My Vacation: Part Six|
You're probably thinking, "Will this vacation ever end?!!?" Well, that's
what I was thinking from the very beginning. But finally, I had a place I wanted
to go! Meridell!