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Happy, Sad, and Angry as a Meepit

One favor can lead to trouble!

by unluckynumbeh13
Petpet Battledome - Why You Never Play With Rocks

This poppit decided to battle a rock. Yes, a rock...

by gymnast515
Ummagine That!

Do you think your fortune will come true?

by chiasarah
Mad Hatterz - Mortogberry

So what happens?

by x_marks_the_spot
T3h Praedius

Ah, the loving bond between Gelert and owner.

by arttimo
NeoFood Chain

Is the meepit going to finish that?

by dennis790715
Completely Odd

How can Cookee tell the difference?

by bluey_doodles
E-Z Crystal Ball

Please insert 100 Neopoints.

by wingkei_tracy
MisAdventures of Bobcat and Dolosus

Soup doesn't just fall out of the sky, ya know...

by ghost_comic_cat
Advantages of Being a Fire Neopet

Fight fire with fire? Who says?

by underestimating
The Golden Pteri

Come back here!

by zanirra
Maraquan Meercas Are Hard to Hug

...but does that mean they're hard to love?

by krychek2001
A Tour Through the Neoboards

I just love the Neoboards! :D

by zimpy222
Brain Dead

Haha... chocolate triggers explosive reactions.

by ashoryu
Petpet Parade

Maybe I should get painted Baby...

by the_forest_maiden
Define Idiocy

Opinions here are indeed reflected by the artist.

by darkness1300
Fiesty Freaks

"Homework Assignment"

by eevilbirdiezuh
Crazy W'O'rld!

"Why don't we ever go somewhere 'fancy' and 'elite'?"

by oo_orange_oo
Modern Marvels

The mystery of Koi has been solved... we think.

by flarethdragon
Royal Dilemma

Inspired by the image of the sick royal girl Kyrii.

by hikarru
UnNormal - Tyrannian Fishing


by cozygen
The Mysteries of Ultimate Bullseye

Ever wonder why poor Punchbag Bob participated in the cruel game of Ultimate Bullseye?

Idea by pineapple_apple

by xo_madison_ox

Tea with Alexianastasia

You are so selfish!

by katzie7
Sticky Hand!


Written by dan4884

by imogenweasley

Test My Patience

This game is not rigged!

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

Mutant Doughnut

Have you noticed?

Also by frostychica_

by sockmonk

Lessons of Fame

Nice and quiet!

by ssjelitegirl
Round Table Poker

The title says it all...

by amit_oryan
Dandilion Tails: Ignorance is Bliss


by dandilion_crucifix

Who knew a stroll through Neopia Central could go so wrong?!

by x_evil_nightmares_x
Out Of Whack - Aww, Poor Ukali

Why you shouldn't ask your petpets serious questions... or something.

by bluepen
Luck Out

Oh wow!

by nanoalchemist
How a Slorg Becomes Strawberry


by mmillym
Mysteries of the Chocolate Factory

Nobody goes in, Nobody comes out!

Also by cheekymunkeyboo

by littlemisskirby

Weewoo Madness

The true pronunciation of Kadoatie...

by neokid11115
Secret of the Money Tree

So that's why...

by walhay
Meepit's Minds

Now people will really know what goes on in Meepits' minds.

by loluannaly
A Job Gone Wrong

Not quite what we had in mind.

by x__orlando4eva__x
Give Up!

Give up, Snowager!!!!!!

by ximerika
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"Nimmo No More" by neoplayinny
Something is about to happen, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I spent all of this morning combing the woods for buried treasure. Wait until Daddy gets home from work and sees the great treasures I found today! But all of that hunting has made me awful thirsty, and I watch as...

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The Tale of Uglyfoot the Kougra
It was Misty's decision to start real school, as she called it, so Lizzy enrolled her in the neighborhood neoschool, Faerie Cloud Neoschool...

by iloveunis1011


Nimmo No More
A happy blue Nimmo's tale of his family initiation rituals...

by neoplayinny


Stop the Abuse!
Abominable Snowballs are a misjudged petpet species; people get them only to feed to Turmy or zap, or other evil things I dare not mention in fear of souring your milk. So I bet you're wondering what the petpets did to deserve this?

by __beren__


Surviving Snotdom
Fear not, fellow snots! Here are ten pieces of advice to help you work out your dastardly snot problems.

by daymarket


Sol Dreaming: Part Four
The blue Lupe opens her mouth, remembering her rage. "How could you! This is what you do with your Neopets!?"

by 30pets


Pinky the Brave: Part One
Some said being sent to camp was worse than being sent to the pound. Ema knew exactly what they meant as she stood in the line, sweat pouring down her back...

by ikea_sale

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