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OH NO!!!

by aishagirl1179
AsianPotato: The Wrong Grave

Oh fish.

Also by fuzzy_jubjub_2004

by princton_fan

For Sale

Why don't you love me..?!

by sydnerness
Piratey Adventures

Always consult with your pet before making important decisions...

by capnpadfoot
The Townspeople

Gilly discovers that the mutant townspeople have a powerful weapon...

by pencil_cases
More Ways to Get Kicked Out of Meridell

An alternative if you get banned from the Soup Kitchen...

by explorer_253

Don't dive too deep into things...

by sliferosiru
A Royal Pain: Battle Ready?


by kittie_orion
Done Deal! - Pudding!

You find a Black Cherry Pudding! Enjoy!

by pantheray
Anthro Antics

Drawing Anthro pets can have some strange effects on their owners.

by dark_moon_blossom
Everyday Life

Err... Okay, then. o_O

by fishweed
Boochi Attacks!

Ha ha, Boochi!

by btcomsa12

Spooks in Space #1

by ghostkomorichu
You Have a Bad Day

Yes, a very nice day...

by siri_magatsu

Don't give your Neopets keyrings. Ever. Unless they drive. Or have keys. =0

by hakurui
Razzle Dazzle - Episode VIII

Razsile Daezzelle

by khestrel
Wishful Thinking

Will you show me how?

by sarika_ambrielle
And the Meepits Outgrabe


by kittylin
Cheating Old Snargan!

That cheating old Skeith is at it again!

Also by dutchese159

by edmarblecake

Mixed Blessings

Too bad that's true...

by addaman416
Coltzan: King or Cook?

Don't pretend you've never wondered about his culinary abilities...

by hairspray_holds
Off Track: Aisha Ears

They're gone!

by klipsan
Results May Vary

*poke* *poke* *POOOKE*

by return_of_itsy
Intellectual Twaddle

Thanks to alphabetical fate, Zafaras are always last...

by katu_fushigi
Tail Tales

It's a nice day for a walk.

by pety_pet888
Being a Battledomer...

You must have a...

by ooorianeoo
Pojo's Paintbrush

Welcome, sea-life!

by pojolocohammerfoot
The Pink Cloud


by racoony
The Healing Springs

That's gotta hurt.

by super_cute_babe21
Tarla, the Nightmare: Part Three

In the middle of some strange ritual...

Also by roanze

by kerath

When Neopia Gives You Lemons

The Wain, the Symol, and the hole

by skayle
The Perils of a Pet Rock! #1 Island

Something hasn't happened!

by cocoa_x_kitty

Don't forget your coat...

by xtermination
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"A Plain Muffin" by sunny_forever
What would I become? A sweet, beautiful Valentines Muffin, perhaps? Possibly an intelligent and cunning Brain Tree Muffin? Or maybe even a dazzling Shooting Star Muffin? Surely, I would be turned into something wonderful and amazing. We were carefully extracted from the oven, fresh and steaming and ready to be transformed into something incredible. I watched as...

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Lost in the Lost Desert
Find out what happens when two young Neopets rest at an old Yurble's tent in the Lost Desert!

by scarvogue


Dorak, The Little Known Hero
It wasn't much in all reality. But to a child with such a creative mind as Dorak, it was a heaven all in its own. It was a huge pirate ship!

by ice_dragons_jewel


Guide to a Great Petpage!
To make an awesome petpage for an awesome pet, just follow these great tips!

by annab2roma


Happy Birthday! What to Do on Your Pet's Special Day
Whether it's their first birthday or their ninth, you should party like it's Year 5 (Retro, baby!)! But that means you only have 364 days to get ready...

by boriman394


Cry of the Angel: Part One
"Come on, May. If you just play with people of your species, you'll never get a va-ri-e-ty of friends," Nicole pleaded...

by st83_star174


Tangled Up in Blu: Part Six
"You have the gift!" he exclaimed. Blu was surprised to hear that it was pride, not fury, that oozed from his rumbling voice. But unsure of what 'the gift' was, she stared blankly at the smiling king...

by hotchick859

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