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Mundane Insanity

I guess even piles of sludge have feelings...

by maldijo_uno
Fun with the Webcam

Dude, it's on "normal."

by pei_panda_jr
Why (3!)

You'll never hug your pet after painting him again...

by redler1
Milk Money

People who want you to donate blood are really vampires...

by plumbus
Get Rich Quick!

Just do things the easy way.

by silver_taurus
Neoschool - I HATE Spyders

Humm... err... well... SPYDER!!

by luliyoyo
What Really Happened to Kreludor

The truth revealed!

by orlandothief
In a Nutshell

You wanted the yellow one, right...

Idea by sarah123x123

by twosock

Ever Wondered Why...

He needs a clipper. :(

by sofiamatias
Wet Paint

HA! An intruder!!!

by hippieninja
Doom From The Darigan Citadel

Introducing Neopia's newest game---Neo.... WHAT?!

by ren172
Tails from Home

I want a faerie paint brush!!!

by fshonbee
Pointless Nonsense - N00b News

Brought to you by Virtupets Inc.

by petfriendamy
Baby Sitting Problems

Eeekkk! There's a Baby Kougra in my custard!

by pepper_kitten44
Kiss the... Princess?

*mwah!*

Art by invalid_character

by silvermare200

Tiny But Tough

Where's my sponge?

Idea by jess3153

by crazy_kathy

The Evilest Crime

We all love to make a mess when nobody is at home, don't we? But who is going to clean it up?

by zaniic
Surprise!

*Such* a ripoff.

Idea by maple4ever

by jokerqueen

Open Heart- Epi 5

Let me tell you what happened.

by maiinoki
When Addressing a King pt. 2

Perhaps it runs in the family.

by prismfire
Life With Strip

King Altador should watch what he is giving out...

by snowickle_111
Wearable?

Is that a WEARABLE hat? O:

Idea by sablones

by cherry_sakura

SLORG ATTACK!

Here ya go!

Idea by _dark_black_star_

by plaid_love

Pterii Rule!

Run!!

by liktra
Last Resorts - Meteors

Now where'd that meteor run off to now? +sigh+

by clare1008
I Want To Be...

a Krawk!

Concept by x__orlando4eva__x

by chikolina

Trickblue

You want this one?

by melissa295
And the Meepits Outgrabe

What's wrong?

by kittylin
The Tell-Tale Tails: Sunny Side Up

Teaching Neggs to come out of their shell...

by nezreeze
The Bunker

Aw! I can't stand to hear a little girl cry... Let me get my earmuffs.

by hubadawaha
 
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"Choosing a Shopkeeper Can Be Daunting" by zuziafruzia
Pressed for time, Fruzia put an ad in the Notice Board, hoping to find one soon. It stated, in large black print, "HIRING! A shopkeeper for the Month of Swimming. Come by Fruzia's shop tomorrow morning..."




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Finding Snarkie
At precisely that second, a loud (and quite obnoxious) shriek rang through the house, closely followed by a series of oscillating wails. Jaileen rolled her eyes and jogged off towards the living room...

by silent_snow

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Being Me
It didn't really matter what they thought of me, of course. Their opinions, though often expressed pointedly to me in the hallways, meant nothing to someone who was proud to call herself a unique individual...

by reggieman721

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Goodsigns' Petpetpet Guide
Ever wonder what petpetpet you want or how to make it attach to your petpet? Look no further! Goodsigns is here to help.

by goodsigns

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The Seven Habits of Highly Annoying Writers
Ticked off with the irritating people on the NW and RP boards? Here's an article about how to deal.

by dotted_dice

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Let Darkness Fall: Part Eight
Standing to meet them at the altar was Jeran. He looked the same as he always had when they had talked as friends, except for the pleading look in his eyes...

by feriku

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The Underground: Part One
To all the Symols who've never been noticed, and all the Spardels who've been underestimated.

by ayame_23



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