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Tweaking Neopian Games #2

Coconut Shy

Also by vampirebunny180

by myssinu

HOOPLA! - Chips

Please?

by _pokemon12_63
Why IS it called Terror Mountain?

The 1st Annual Terror Mountain Snowman Contest

Also by christy_k

by tamtwo35

Pirates Never Prosper

What you get when you get greedy and don't wait your turn!

Art by lexiana

by cyniska

Mousepad

Who's the king? (;

by _oceanriver_
UH DUH

The one time when you can possibly be lost when thinking.

by poperbabe
The ray has been fired at...

...and nothing seems to have happened!

by greenflavouredink
Black and White: S-word

The word that makes a Marshmallow Grundo's blood run cold...

by fuzzymonkey31
Newfangled - The Neggs Are Coming

When your Neopet is spending too much time inside.

by dragon_loyalty
Skalunk

Hmph.

by sorrl111
Birds of a Feather

Yes, my neopets are that random.

by neogirl4749
Endless Insanity - My Skull!

...your petpet has my skull...

by __wolf_girl__
The Valley of Spam

Wheee!

by chichikokoyamma
Chat Spoken #2

Ever wonder where snot pets came from?

by adsers
~Slality~

Inflation woes

by picklecheesepie
Levered

I think we can just about afford a small lunch...

by ssjelitegirl
Korbatty

Oops! My bad...

by halloweenkomori
Caution: May Bite

I can't believe Tanni can get a dunk in the ocean and still think she's in her brother's daydream...

by beastybas
Kite Strings

Is it a bad time to mention you got a Faellie for your birthday?

by 1cecubeh
Neopian Daze: New Petpet

Yes, he's just that mean.

by blackaavar_reborn
the At Home version... EXTREME!

It's easy! How did you think the potato counter does it?!

by jokerqueen
Remedy for Boredom - Part I

Doctor Sloth is bored...

Also by eletrostatic

by guifisilva1

The Hero Society - #23

In which this isn't funny anymore. (Or is it? ... No, it's not.)

by bearcatt
Don't Be a Buzzkill

Note to self...

by can_i_get_frozen
Altador Cup: Gloves?

Why do they wear gloves?

by jackjack1234
Slushie Slinging 101

Zeenana? Chokato it is!

by thegreenspark
Humour In Practice

Not all the athletes are in top shape...

Also by hokagehelen

by coalition

 
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"The Match" by silent_snow
They couldn't seem to keep their head in the game. Bertie herself had been doing alright, only stalling for a few seconds before catching up to the action, but Volgoth kept blanking out at crucial moments- and Vela! Vela had hardly been moving at all...




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Last Chance
Hayley timed it perfectly. Her owner, Mika, was busy...

by distruptive

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The Match
Bertie sprinted for the right side of the goal, dodging around the Krawk Island players who were already headed for...

by silent_snow

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Which Iconic Neopian Villain Are You?
If you've always wanted to know what evil Neopian denizen you most resemble, look no further than this simple multiple-choice quiz!

by autotune

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Sixteen Summer Avatars!
You cannot feel truly complete without sporting your favourite from our Sixteen Summer Avatars...

by tanyawebber

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400 Steps in the Darkness: Part Two
"Your neomail surprised me. I didn't expect anybody to come here again and ask about him, not after such a long time. How many years has it been?"

by iloenchen

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Braving Brightvale: Part Three
"According to just about everyone in Brightvale, Meridellians are all stupid farmers who are incapable of reading or writing or holding a conversation that doesn't have to do with the latest berry crop!"

by dr0pz



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