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Tired Wocky

Ow.

Idea by water_park1993

by alliieennss

The Pant Devil St - Or Not

Come on, I mean sure they're cute, but they're STILL kinda creepy.

by lupeyloonylupin
Top 10 Excuses for Quitting a Game in Key Quest

1. Boochi zapped...

Story by blue_eagle16

by darkdragon_slayer

When Lab Rats go Shopping...

It stars one of my actual pets, Katy_Bismuth!

by celestialguineapig
That's sNOT Nice

Being Snot is so unfortunate...

by bleeding_marker
LEEKSPIIIN :)

Who likes animated .gifs~?

by foxity
"Deep Thoughts" - Choco Pets

How could anyone not like chocolate? Maybe it just takes will power. It's a deep thought, right? Guys?

by juicedlime
Unfortunate Random Events: Big Eyes

One way your neopet gets what they want.

by reerockstar1098
MODERN WARF-AIR: The Aftermath

Neopian Jenga.

Also by spelt

by l_like_animals

A Slorg Addiction

It's a nice mug, by the way.

by saudadesdagripe
So Says the Slorg -- Zombi!

I should not be left unattended for extended periods of time.

by supercheezee
How Nifty

Spectral Hats.

by kirimiso
Bob-a-Book

Bully for you.

by pocky_of_doom
Floofeh

Keep your story straight.

by jupebox
Mushrooms

Keep your habitarium in good repair!

by nebulavulpa157
Ain't No Spider

A huge spider crawls all over the page...

by callmeblank
Sharp Strokes

"Don't stop to sniff the flowers," they often say.

by luciantheblaze
Enlightenment

Someone's lost a plushie.

by ssjelitegirl
Unlikeable Sort

Jinjahs

by keese_bat
Visiting the Mystic - 1

Welcome to my little hut.

by pleasant_company
The Goofers

I'm not fat!

by lintsuf
Beauty Contest

Beauty Contest for all invisible neopets?

by happy_things
Fashion: Sky's the Limit..?

Just when is too much...TOO much??

by la_madmoiselle
KS: The Signs

During time of crisis, everyone suffers. Dung jelly really isn't so bad after a while...

by semmy_genius
Seems Legit: Weapons

Certainly one way to seem more charismatic.

by shamaela
Blah Blah -Obelisk War Part Three-

That's one angry neopet....

by highwind20
 
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Easiest Species to Zap



This article will show you the seven Neopets species that are the least expensive to morph. If you can learn to love one of these species, it will save you tons of neopoints in the long run. This short guide will also help you if you feel like one of your Neopets needs a change. It can be boring to keep your Neopets the same species and color forever. Maybe your Acara doesn't want to be an Acara anymore! Your Neopet will instantly (and painlessly) change species and color...



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Somebody Loved Me
There was one thing I knew for certain. Someone loved me, a long time ago, someone cared about me.

by prinessixi

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Alima's Tales: Betrayed Trust
"It's okay, Tolli," her mother said soothingly, stroking the ruffled pink fur on the back of her daughter's head. "I can easily cover over those flecks of paint."

by renrenthehamster

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Do Good: Ways to Spread the Love
Spread happiness and cheer, clear up the winter blues!

by voyager27

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Stowaway Sting Made Easy!
Many Neopians consider this one of the "hard" game avatars, but I'm here to tell you it's as simple as 1, 2, 3!

by fullyalive2

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Song of Silence: Part Five
Desdamona landed in the cave that evening in high spirits, and smiled as her siblings clustered around her eagerly, wanting to know what had happened.

by fields_of_gold

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There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part Three
He had heard from the bookshop owner about a ninja training school on Mystery Island. Was it possible the tunnel from Moltara had led there?

by serissa98



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