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Turning Pages - Part 1

You can't lie to a face like that.

by jupebox
I Need Paws!

Life is a playground!

by larenchan
This was... Smelly

Ew, you smell!

Art by white_draigon

by lyteila

Road to Fame - Maggie's Idea (Part 2 of 6)

Happens to the best of us, darling.

by emmilou123
Closet Space?

I can't find my shoes!

by pinkgnome722
Feeding Your Pets

Always remember to use good judgement and be sensitive about what you feed your pets.

by midnight_star411
The Reason You Don't Poke Drugals

This, kids, is the reason you do NOT poke Drugals...

Disclaimer: Don't try this at home.

by gloomrain

The Best Defense is a Good Offense

You can't be immune to Random Events, but you can always have a strong Active Pet.

by _dragon_legacy

No pain, no grain!

Written by patjade

by saiyamewomen

Amikarashui #23

Closet Calamities Part 5

by bluecloud300
Doctor Gelert PHD

Doctor Gelert brought to you by these proud sponsors:

by nova_bee
Title In Question

That'll come right out... eventually...

by catcloud9
The Misadventure of a Grumpy Plumpy (Vol II)

Based off the misadventures of a RL grumpy Plump.

by gypsychic420
Don't Misuse Your FFQ


by cici00102
Oddities of Neopia: The Space Faerie

On Neopia, she's evil.

Also by chrisy_chan

by alice_sadness

That One Family

Tumilan gets lonely.

by basiop
So Says the Slorg!

...Why was that on the menu on Roo Island?

by supercheezee
Silver & Gold

You could swim away, but we're on land.

by laylasilver
Neopian Heroes: Jeran

Don't worry Jaz- er, Jeran! I'll remember you always!

by hoyunjoyce
An Allegedly, Absolute Arrangement

I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through...

Also by centrifugeuse

by roxanna203

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Pound Chat Terminology

Out of all the different neoboards in existence, it is said that the Pound Chat -- PC for short -- is the most confusing of them all. Why, what with the dozens of abbreviations and acronyms, it's more than enough to scare any newcomers away! This guide was made in hopes of helping you overcome those fears. Here you will find the most common terminology of the Pound Chat...

Other Stories


My Owner's Hoard
"I always knew I was a small Xweetok, but how did I get overlooked amongst the items? We are going to have to have a serious talk about cleaning this place out when I get out."

by katie_kitkabug


Terror at 20,000,000 Feet
"Please, everyone! I need you to listen to me!" It was no use. The Ogrin would not be heard. As Stale came to this realization, his stomach slowly sank. Something horrible was coming, and he was the only one who knew.

by emblo93


Conversing With Armin the Small
Have you ever wondered how Neopia's most renowned Bori feels about his partnership?

by dustinismine


Choosing Your Shop's Location
Choose the perfect location for your newly opened -- or not-so-newly opened -- Neopian shop.

by moldier


Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Five
"No idea, it was pitch black," said Saura, staring down at the Cybunny's hands. Each fist was bigger than his head. "You're, um, the ship's doctor?"

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


Agent of the Sway: Induction - Part Two
There were state of the art security systems protecting every single floor and not once in the fifteen years or so since the building's construction had it ever been breached.

This of course didn't fill Clayton with a great deal of confidence...

by herdygerdy

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