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At The Coffee Shop


by wokitana
Titanic Giant Squids...

Not the suction cuppy!

Written by Robotting

by fhujmasterofhedgehog

Blossoms~ Retry Part 4


by twillieblossom
Is The SUAP Really That Super?

Ha ha, not today!

by mustikeuh121
A Rainbow Pool Alternative

... That kind of works?

Idea by riggsy_reborn

by lizzbear_

Edible Escapades: Part One

At least he doesn't want to eat at Kelp.

Also by priscent.

by msjanny

The Sibling Experience

Disclaimer: No siblings were unloved in the making of this comic.

by amarettoball
Royal Pain

There's a wig in my cupcake!

by winner19955
A Visit To The Shrine

Neopia doesn't always make sense

by _clement_
The Problems of Avatars

Was it really worth it?

Art by alexise1998

by chromeninja

Freak-out - Kelp

Really? At Kelp?

by ichigostars
Restocking Problems - Got Haggle Edition

Ah, nevermind!

Also by xmooink

by bittersweet52

Random Oddness

You can see why some pets don't like introductions.

by mistyqee
A Sponge-taneous Decision

Maybe not the best outcome but at least he's cleaner now?

Also by marcthegr8est1

by khanhm666

Keep Calm and Kyrii on: Orange Isn't the New Black

... Orange you glad?

by ahnyo
Aisha Avalanche

Petpets can be SO silly sometimes...

by abbyet

What... Bad timing?

Also by leites

by megamak

Jelly Chomby and Why Commas are Important

There's a difference, folks!

Also by mike11695

by new_perspective


... Cool. Thanks.

by misshamsterlover
The Goofers

Guaranteed to scare...for real this time!

by lintsuf
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10 Must Have Usukis!

It's that time of year again- where everyone crowds into the Neopian Bazaar for the Usuki collectors favourite day of the year: Usukicon! Everyone is waiting to gain access into Usukiland to catch a glimpse of the newest Usuki dolls on the shelf. It is a Usuki collector's dream, except many of the Usuki's are so rare and expensive that only the top collectors own them. Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.

Other Stories


Since an early age, he showed all those around him that he was not destined to be a farmer, much to his parents' delight. All his life he had been taught about honour and had learned that there was a profession in which Neopets could help others, defend them and fight for honour: Knighthood.

by mabi1234


Fighting the Fuzzles
"Attention! Fuzzles are currently attacking the recreation deck. Please move down to the hanger and take cover until further notice." Making sure the coast was clear, she quickly ran out of the Space Battledome arena and towards the stairs. There was a loud gurgling noise behind her. She spun around and saw a bright pink Fuzzle coming at her.

by brittanyandsteven


10 Best Summer Drinks from the Coffee Cave
For all coffee and tea lovers!

by yashasvika


A Guide To Usukicon: Ten Must Have Usukis!
Not everyone is lucky enough to own a Queen Fyora Usuki Doll, so here is a list of some high quality and affordable Usukis.

by salutation


Hannah's Untimely Dawn: Part One
Hannah clung to her grandfather, fear prickling her fur into many spikes as she stared at the abyss at her feet. Frothy and alive, it churned and moaned, its black surface revealing no hint of the wonder beneath it. Looking at the sky was little better—it too was pregnant with energy and rain, pulsating with none save the bleakest colors.

Art by Twillieblossom

by flufflepuff


A Stranger Tale of Goldrun: Part One
The Halloween Bori sprinkled a few herbs into the camp fire that made it flare and change colour to an acid green that illuminated the bright face paints smeared across the creature's skull. The Bori stood up, grasping a gnarled staff in his hands, and began to chant as he slowly danced around the fire. Local Petpets stopped in their nocturnal business to watch and listen, and above them even the desert stars seemed to be waiting, as if the Bori's actions were important.

by herdygerdy

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