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Trouble in Paradise: Chocolate Woes

It's happened seven times already.

by chasing_stars44
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 8

But, I mean, I've done everything right, I'm a real villain, what else is there to do?

by june_scarlet
Anniversary- Part 10

And Hanso takes the cake! He literally takes the cake...

by caylista
Symol Hole Trouble

Maybe I didn't think that one all the way through...

Also by sarah2396

by moonlitennight

What If, The Wheel

How would this game work then?

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

Time Will Tell

Just a minute, give me a second chance.

Also by minnesotan and wtmoof

by msjanny

A Faerie's Woes

...and now?

Idea by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Taming Melvin the Monster: Special Delivery

Still nothing?

Also by darkpinkrose.

by bittersweet52

Neopetism: What He Doesn't Know Won't Hurt Him

Uh, does he realize what he's eating?

Art by: Airismile

Idea by: Sasuke1322441

by sasuke1322441

Neopian Times Tables

Anybody? Please?

Also by beanie_lova

by fooshfuush

Have A Grape Day

Hey! What in the--

Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2

by meowbey

Sweet (Sweet) Revenge

Years later there's finally a new meaning to "Chocolate Lupe Treat".

by bloctopi
Who Knew Princesses Had Self Destruct?

It's hard being mutant

Also by xorag

by somethingsosurreal

The Smelly Truth

Well, that stinks.

by rikarie
Obsidian Bay

WHY?!

Also by sophieauditore

by iluminescent

The Pros of Owning a Skeith or Grarrl

You'll never have to worry about all that extra junk again.

by supertualet
Tourist Zafara: Rope Bridge

I think it's raining tourists again...

by virtualsketcher
Eclectic Antics: Broken Vase

Well, that escalated quickly.

by amarettoball
If Potions Could Talk...

If only...

by latizule
Prequel: I Shall Call Him Mr. Feathers

That was so fast!

Also by krispykritter6

by dutchese159

 
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"Spacerocked! Exposed" by vanillafilth
Deep in the bowels of Kreludor incessant chattering permeated the air, radiating from a small nondescript building. Within said buildings walls was a cozy meeting room, plush seats lining the long ovular table, a small portable heater cranked up to a cozy medium despite the absence of any cold. The chatter came from a gathering of Grundos, each seated in one of the aforementioned chairs. Most of their shared words were nothing but small talk about the not-weather, while a few discussed the latest jet pack upgrade. All voices ceased when a looming figure entered the room, door slamming shut behind them. With a flourish of his dark cape, Dr. Sloth strode to the front of the room with a grace afforded by the grandiosity of his evil. Or so he chose to perpetuate. “I’m sure the lot of you wonder why I’ve asked to meet with you,” he drawled, booming voice reverberating off the walls. One of the Grundos whimpered. “I’m aware of a game the lot of you play, one in which you slingshot rocks with the hope of taking down my spaceship.”




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Spacerocked! Exposed
All voices ceased when a looming figure entered the room, door slamming shut behind them. With a flourish of his dark cape, Dr. Sloth strode to the front of the room with a grace afforded by the grandiosity of his evil. Or so he chose to perpetuate.

by vanillafilth

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Don't Be Such a Baby!
As I watched my sister brush a stray strand of jade coloured fur away from her eyes, I wondered why she would have been abandoned. Prior to being Royal, she had been a simple Red Kacheek, but the nature of Royalty came to her with ease. She was kind and courteous, and nothing short of graceful.

by dayoflove

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The Sweet Xweetok: Why We Love Them
This year the Xweetok (along with yours truly) celebrate their 10th year in Neopia! In doing research for this article, I have asked people on the boards what their favourite things about Xweetoks are. I wanted to know users favourite Xweetok colours and wearables and generally what makes this species so popular.

by aleu1986

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Preparing for the Month of Celebration
You will need a few things to get into the mood for next month's celebrations. It's time to dust of your Christmas tree in the back of the closet, get out all your Christmas ornaments, untangle your Christmas lights and garlands, and start thinking of all the gifts you'll be giving your loved ones. I know it is a little bit early for the month of celebration, but if you love it as much as I do, here are a few things you can do to start the best month of the year.

by yuri445

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Neoquest II: The Forgotten Heroine: Part One
Arthur was a Red Bruce who had gotten caught up in the Neoquest hype a bit later than the other children, but he too enjoyed playing Neoquest II. Eventually though, what happens to most gamers happened to him too, he found that the game’s plot was hackneyed, and repetitive, and it felt more like work than playing, so he quit in the middle of his Evil Mode run. Several years later, when all of that was a distant memory, he passed by a store one day and something displayed on the window caught his eye. It looked like a Neoquest game, but the title and cover were different, it said; Neoquest II: The Forgotten Heroine.

by rider_galbatorix

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The Silver Lining: Part Two
She stalked back and forth, wishing she could punch something. She had entered the Beauty Contest countless times. She had advertised as much as she could, she had talked with voters. And Thunder, who had never entered the Beauty Contest before in his life, who had never shown even the most basic interest in beauty or fashion, had beaten her.

by goodsigns



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