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Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 9

Yes. Both Shadows.

by june_scarlet
Janet and Jane: Questions

Asking all the right questions to all the wrong Neopets. :D

by chasing_stars44
Anniversary - Part 11

Bad, Tomos. It's back to Kleptomaniacs Anonymous with you.

by caylista
Thoughts of a Neopian #3

You may not be the only one preparing...

by mike11695
Daily Busters

It's time for school! Of course it'll be fun.

by tokyoghoulmaster
NeoPaper: Bored, Bored, Bored!

What on Neopia could possibly relieve our boredom?

by mbredboy31
A Day at the Puddle

New colours can be tough.

Also by Sunlula

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Not Compatible

Mutants dont have very good luck when it comes to clothing!

by claudi_34
A Meewoo Party - Part 1

Don't you know to never upset a meepit?

Idea by kadfisch

by evilone712_27

Pound Chat Antics #001

How the Pound Chat really is!

by linkinpark_lovergirl
Coffee

It's like a whole new Neopet.

Also by sophieauditore

by aethelar

Another Weird Thing About Water Pets

But it works so well!

by dirigibleplums
Celebrity Fashion Trade: Villain Edition

Things get interesting when Kanrik, the Werelupe King and the Gelert Assassin trade outfits!

by theschizophrenicpunk
Elephante Surprise... Party?

Avatar collecting is a journey that never ends.

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Pteri Ptroubles

I guess that's why I signed that waiver...

by pirate_11
Chihiro versus Neopia #1

Crackalackin'

by notquitesanitary
(IN)SANE - New Look

Being able to fly away? No fair!

by rocksockgirl95
Adventure Again?

Don't you dare press that button!

by _clement_
Slipping Through

Being a guard ain't easy.

Idea by: coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Eclectic Antics: the Gift Thief, Part I

Our heroes and villains are introduced...

by amarettoball
 
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"Supply and Demand" by vanillafilth
There was a time when they fell, when they were avalanches waiting to happen, nightmares of the claustrophobic. Around every cave and stream, in every nook and cranny, they were there. Since the world took its first breath they have scattered across every land in Neopia, as far down as the depths of Maraqua. Rocks. Rocks have been a constant for all of eternity, unassuming little things of great variety. Flat ones, round ones, strong ones, brittle ones, dark ones, light ones, and many other distinguishing qualities. No two are exactly the same. They’re fascinating in that regard, and it should certainly provide some comfort when you ask for a Weewoo and your mother insists on a pet rock instead. What your mother clearly doesn’t take into consideration is supply and demand. As established rocks are abundant, sure, but do mothers ever stop to think about the fact that every mother and their mother is telling their kid to get a rock? Evidently not. There was a time when the youth ran about with their Warfs and curled up on the couch with their Meowclopses, but those days are slipping away. Parents these days have become disillusioned- having had their fun with a furry companion as a youngster, they don’t feel the same void that their children do, and insist that a rock is a perfectly sufficient pet. Such is the case with little Berdamont the Korbat on one sunny afternoon in the bloom of spring.




Other Stories


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Recruitment Day
My father always had high hopes for me. From the day I was born, from the day he gave me my name, I was entrusted with tremendous expectations. And Father always tells me, “I’m just trying to give you all of the things my parents could never give to me.” He was Zachary Wentworth, the smiling face on the logo of Wentworth Plushies Inc. And so, I've never felt like my identity was mine to choose.

by the_pie_love

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Supply and Demand
I had no idea rocks were so expensive and was near crushed (pun intended) to find out.

by vanillafilth

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Bucket List: 20 Things You Must Do in Neopia
At the end of the year I decided to look through my journal and pick out my favourite memories, and to compose a list to pass along to whatever new species comes after me. Nobody knows when the next species will come, but when it does, I hope to be able to arm them with a good guide to getting to know the best parts of Neopia.

Also by dutchese159

by krispykritter6


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Preparing for the Month of Celebration, Part 2
It's almost time for holiday cheer, shopping, cards, parties, and sweets. Holiday food is something that can't be overlooked. It is in a class on its own. When it comes to food, Christmas is one of the holidays that can't be beat. From the month-watering turkey and vegetables to the scrumptious sweets and drinks, the food choices are almost infinite.

by yuri445

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Long Shadows: Part One
“I don't like this plan,” Aisheena said, watching over the monitor as the guards entered the cell. “I've read her file; she was a real psychopath. We have one Nefarious trained villain running around; this could so easily blow up in our faces.”

“Yes, it very well could,” Loraine acceded. “However, we're no closer to finding Iniquitous as it is, and we're out of options.”

by kristykimmy


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Neoquest II: The Forgotten Heroine: Part Two
Terror Mountain had always been a pretty short stage, but it was even shorter in this game. Doctor wasn’t that bad, and Eirika was still getting those sick pauses. Arthur had spent most of his points on getting Doctor group healing and shielding, and hadn’t spent any on the anti-sickness thing.

by rider_galbatorix



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