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Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Finale

Biscuit shows how to love your family. Kind of.

by amarettoball
Tea Time: Wishing for a Prince!

Will she kiss him?

by actinia
The Onion Chia

I'm not crying...

Also by tedypicker

by cherokee165

A Gift For My Valentine

This is what I call being lucky.

by saudadesdagripe
A Slimey Valentine

They shouldn't make those games so realistic.

by queen_potema
Be My Valentine?

Its the thought that counts

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

What Will You Do On Valentines Day?

I vote for the last option.

by mustikeuh121
Unhappy Chia Day

You're supposed to eat the apple.

Also by bha288

by joslucca3000

All About Tandrak Shaye

Oh you silly fans...

by roxanna203
Valentine's Day Goes Wrong

Having a date on Valentine's can be dangerous too

by sara1elo
The Woes of Being a Rock

... Ow.

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Royal Pain: Valentine's Day

*hugs*

by winner19955
Happy UN-Valentine's Day

For all you grumps out there! You know who you are!

Also by parody_ham

by chasing_stars44

Random Oddness - Valentines Day

Wait, but, oh no...

by mistyqee
Will You Be My Valentine?

Valentine, your heart is as sweet as candy.

Also by flyghing

by certifiabletrash

 
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Valentine’s Day: A Guide to Survival



Oh Valentine’s Day. The day that so many of Neopians look forward to. Does the sight of all those hearts make you feel sadness? What about all of those people talking about love? Don’t you just adore all the hearts and romantic gestures of love? No? Then read on. It may seem like everyone but you is receiving flowers, cards and chocolates today. Who decided that’s what Valentine’s Day was all about anyway? What happens when you hate Valentine’s Day or feel nothing but apathy towards it? Well this is a guide for you! Here are some ways to spend your day and beat those Valentine’s Day Blues.



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Super Secret Club: The Valentine's Venture
Now that Christmas is over, the tinsel is down. Ornaments have been packed away for another year. Snow has transformed into rain. Everything is back to normal.

Well, it was, until about a week ago. The shop owners of Neopia Central seem to have conspired together. Now, the streets are exploding with hearts, bunches of flowers, and reams of red and pink fabric and lace.

by xpninja


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With Roses in Her Eyes
The roses in the break room were dying again. Dying and drying, their petals furling back on themselves, and their buds puckered as they squeezed out the last drops of water. She always forgot to change the water of the flowers she bought in after the weekend. Roses, her namesake.

by phoenix_through_fire

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Valentine’s Day: A Guide to Survival
Oh Valentine’s Day. The day that so many of Neopians look forward to. Does the sight of all those hearts make you feel sadness? What about all of those people talking about love? Don’t you just adore all the hearts and romantic gestures of love? No? Then read on.

Also by dutchese159

by krispykritter6


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A Thrifty Guide to Giving the 10 Best Gifts On Valentines Day
Save neopoints and give gifts!

by raul85210

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The Nightmare: Part One
The sun shined brightly in a dense forest. Evergreen trees surrounded the field in a thick shade, the leaves and branches rustling in the wind. A lone insect circled around, its wings fluttering, beating the summer air. A pair of hands clasped together, missing the tiny bug by a hair. Arthur stood upright on his toes, smirking at the quickness of the insect.

by shadowknight_72

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Sir Tormund Ellis: A Documentary: Part Four
Disrespectful. That's what it is. Disrespectful! Not even those stupid, smelly Werelupes get up in my swamp like that, 'less I tell ol' kingy and his little servants to fetch me some ingredients. No, they stay away, because they know I don't deal with their nonsense, and the king has learned by now not to send anybody my way, 'less he wants more of his so-called "warriors" turned into Blechies.

by theschizophrenicpunk



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