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Jhudora the Babysitter

... It could be worse?

Also by lyndsey4657

by pinksrainbow

NeoPaper: Grenegg?!

Of course it's a great idea!

by mbredboy31
Eclectic Antics: Confessions of an Ex-Baby

In which Kaune suddenly becomes several times her previous body size.

by amarettoball
Misunderstandings

Not everyone appreciates a warm welcome...

by hummush
Nothing Happened At ALL!

No one saw it, just walk it off.

by iluminescent
Neoquest Adventures

Neoquest is silly sometimes.

by alliieennss
Troubles Made of Chocolate

But... chocolate!

by liezelotte8
Coconut Shameless

How dare you

by brenda_bbm
Aishadventures: Faerie Quest

Some pets are more literal minded than others.

by aml715
Why Amira is Still a Princess

Uh, seriously?

by likelife96
Paint Time!

Bloop

by neopearly
Chicken

Chicken?

by ketchup547
There’s Nothing Quite Like A Good Book

See for yourself!

Also by _starryeyedsurprise_

by toffeedatepudding

Getting a Picture with Kanrik

Hey Master Thief can I get a picture with ya?

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Durian Difficulties: Part 3

Your attitude is stinkin' up the place

Also by bha288.

by joslucca3000

The Richest Slorg

A Slorg so fancy and rich that he needs a second monocle.

by simbologies
Ol' Reliable - Part 2

Always carry Ol' Reliable

by lockord
Squid Slippers: Meteor Mysteries

Wheeeeee!

by cosmicfire918
 
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"Confessions of King Skarl's Hair Stylist" by redken9x9
I’ve been told that many people would – What? I can’t say that word? Fine. I’ve been told that many people would MURDER to have my job. I say – YOU CAN HAVE IT! My name is Marcel Picklesby. Like anyone else, I was foolish enough to think that working for royalty would land me in the spotlight and get me featured on the Neopian Times for my dazzling artwork and suave sense of style. Instead, I’m featured on the Neopian Times for completely different reasons. I’m here to clear up the confusion behind my departure from Meridell Castle and I want all of Neopia to know the truth. I came on board shortly after all the drama with Kass concluded. The hair stylist before me disappeared after a fatal encounter with Kiss the Mortog. Poor thing! I do believe the Mortog’s are responsible for more fatalities than Darigan and Snow Roller combined. It’s gotten so bad in fact that a new swamp is forming right on the borders of Meridell! What is that majestic green pond you ask? Why, it’s none other than a myriad of a Mortog guts and Avvie Collector tears! But I digress. Dear friends, the real reason I’m speaking to you today is for the sole purpose that you do not fall victim to the senseless mind control that Skarl is not only inflicting upon the inhabitants of Meridell, but on the whole of Neopia itself.




Other Stories


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The Rise of Altador
What may very well happen in the future of Neopia. Prepare yourselves.

by kittenbags3

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Emergence
“Sorry about the mess,” the pink Uni leading the way said. Common consensus was that her name was Rose, but almost no one bothered to ask her whether that was correct. “I keep telling them that we need better construction and supplies, but they haven’t done anything but install more cages since they built the transfers department – and that was years ago now.”

by alioldman

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The Many Travels of a Pretty Kadoatie
The name is Pretty Kitty, and let me tell you from the start that I’m a good kadoatie --- one of the best of my species, if I dare to add. Not being proud or anything here, just you know, when you’re so confident that it’s the truth, you sometimes get quite eager to share it with everyone you meet!

Also by button04_nice

by pandacat838


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The Ten Worst Petpets for Faerieland: A List
If you’ve ever visited my homeland of Faerieland, you know exactly how full of purple, fluffy nonsense it is. Sure, it’s cute for the first week or so, but being surrounded by the same pink billowy clouds day after day gets exhausting. You know what else is exhausting? Choosing a petpet.

by bizniscorg

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Nine
“You’re Rorren Willicks? That’s…that’s impossible!”

He nodded. “That name…it’s been such a long time…There’s much to explain, but now’s not the time. We need to get back to headquarters.”

by ummagine3284


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The Ghosts of Roo Island: Part Two
Five to midnight, and I was standing outside the hospital with a hulking big ladder under my arm. Not how I usually spent my Saturday nights, let me tell you.

by phoenix_through_fire



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