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Trouble at the National Neopian

These are the good guys

by xsugarush
Blossoms ~ Secrets Pt.2

Sentries were found and picked from all around the world...

by twillieblossom
Feeling Left Out

Now that the Charity Corner is over, how's the Money Tree doing?

by keruza
Dr. Sloth's New Groove

Yeah, whatever. Dr. Sloth has never before felt so refreshed. Does he deserve it? We just don't know.

by littlegirlydude
Uncrowned: Part 4

This palace is mine now, so begone!

by mucka33
Kad Feeding

Hm, I wonder...

Also by dragondancer007

by dirigibleplums

Time for a Vacation

Oh boy

Also by my_bento_box

by marbear_4u

Happy Jhu...ops... Illusen Day

Special for you!

by janderson_lee
At Least You Tried

When do you think she will realize?

Also by polaroidrose

by o_babypet4me_o

Be Careful What You Wish For...

Well that was too easy

Also by frankie8492

by theyellowrose

An Unexpected Guest (2)

This modern farmer only has virtual pets, so he doesn't have to clean their mess, only giving them food!

by fleohr
Simply Grumpy

Also by j_s_12

by talacheziggy

The Gainsboro Gang: Introducing RudyBop

Well this isn't good.

by kelijo
Faerie Quests

You could do that!

Also by dinha_reeves

by tonyrichard

An Unlikely Challenger Appears!

I guess that's just how he rolls!

by heavenly_angel_isis
Glory Days: Reunion

Don't worry, I'm waiting too.

by darkpassage
At the End of the Day

This meeting is now called to order...

by ezel68
Shellshock'd! REBORN p2

A perfect world...

by krabbox
Too Many Items *Part 3 of 3*

Uhh...seriously?

Also by princessdiva7737

by jmo7692

Special Lecture at the Cooking School

Cooking 101!

Also by hottie_2004_67_888

by bittersweet52

Happy Illusen Day!

Not an illusion...

Also by gameboyknight

by neptunely

 
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"Illusen's Day Off" by sparktater
Poor Illusen had to deal with a lot of this- angry pets who had just missed out on their window for quest items, sending them back to the beginning. It wasn’t uncommon to get aggressive pets and even owners as a result. She had been threatened several times and with violence more than once. It made her long standing feud with Jhudora look like a playground disagreement! Whilst on the whole she loved giving out faerie quests in her home of Meridell, she couldn’t deny it also presented its own problems. She looked over towards the Acara who was still standing by the door, now being screamed at by his furious owner who did indeed miss 1.5 million NP from her shop till. The Acara cheekily suggested being painted with said paint brush, only to be dragged away by the arm back home. Illusen sighed. She had been living here giving out quests for 15 years, night and day. She hated to refuse a pet, even if they woke her up at 3am! She only ever got one day off a year. That would be Jhudora day, on which she had to watch Neopians celebrate her arch-nemesis. That wasn’t entirely why she didn’t give out quests, but it seemed to her to be a good a day as any other to get a well-deserved vacation. The true reason why, she had actually totally forgotten, along with why she hated Jhudora in the first place.




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Old Friend
She hadn’t seen Ilere in at least three centuries. Granted, Fyora was never obligated to visit all faeries for Thanksgiving dinner or anything, but even if she was she had a sinking feeling that Ilere wouldn’t want to see her anyway.

by cherishtwilight

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Soup Faerie Appreciation Day
They both owed much to faeries, which was why they were drawn to Faerieland. They wanted their future children raised in a place where such goodness was in evidence everywhere you looked. They knew they were making the right choice. Now, there was only one thing left to do. They went to say goodbye.

by 77thbigby

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Volcano Running With Glubgar
In celebration of Scorchio Day, I've taken the time to sit down with one of the most famous of the species: Glubgar.

by auraphic

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How It Felt Getting My Dream Pet
If you’ve been around Neopets very long, you’ll notice there are lots of different pet species (fifty-five to be exact) and many color options (over seventy!). And, if you’re like most Neopians, one of those magic combinations will be your absolute, utter favorite, one that you’re set on obtaining. That, friend, is what we call a dreamie.

by butterflybandage

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Return to Lynwood: Part Four
A few of Isengrim’s thanes let out low growls at the Kougra, which Suhel cut short with a motion of her paw. Pharazon stared hard at the woman, his blue eyes narrowing. Although Lexora looked like she wanted to pass out, she finally said, “C-Caradoc?! I thought I’d never see you again! When you left for the Woods and never came back—we all assumed the worst!”

by cosmicfire918

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Do You Believe In Magic: Part One
It was that the end of one of these eight hour shifts that Elwin now found himself stalking slowly home from. The day had been relatively standard, all things considered. Classes had been rote, lunch had been minimal, and stories had been written, but there had been…an incident.

by emblo93



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